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Can't we just offer him to West Ham for a couple of million?

I wish Sam would employ some sort of mad scientist as part of his backroom staff. Owen's brain in Martins' body would make an awesome striker. And while he's at it, he could transplant Smith's work rate into Viduka.

Ditto. I don't care where we finish - we're not going to get into Europe, but we're not going to go down. I just want to see the players working well together as a team and giving us something to build on for next season.

Bench: Harper, Cacapa, Enrique, Butt, Martins

Given Beye, Taylor, Faye, Zoggy Geremi, Emre, Smith Duff, Viduka, Milner

Five goals in nine starts for us, I can't see why anyone would want Smith up front instead.

Wiltord was sold in the summer though.

Yeah, they already got one of them, and look how much of a flop he turned out to be.

If we play like we did against Arsenal, we'll hammer them.

Why would you pick a captain who doesn't speak the same language as most of the squad?

Did you see him get his man of the match award yesterday? Doesn't speak a word of English! I think that's one of the biggest reasons Geremi got it, he speaks French, English, Spanish and Turkish, so he can communicate with everyone in the team.

When did Mr T sign for Arsenal?

I think Smith's more likely, he always gets given the armband when Geremi gets taken off.

Emre always looks a lot better for us coming on as a sub, look at Everton and Birmingham for examples.

I don't see the logic in selling Carr in January, what with Beye buggering off for a couple of months and all. Might as well keep him until the summer.

I love how Liverpool fans have a song about having the best midfield in the world, but Sissoko's is the first name they mention.

We'd be fourth on the list if Owen was fit and Martins was benched.

'82 was better Who can you put Boniek above the likes of Platini btw? Maybe Platini was number 3.

He certainly wont fit into the system we are playing I disagree, with all Smith's flick ons and headers, it'll be great to partner him with a striker with decent movement and positioning instead of a headless chicken.

I want to say George Weah too, but he's more a personal favourite, not one of the three greatest anyway.

I don't understand how Le Tissier made someone's list!

Quite simply, if you lived through the 80s, Maradona should be on your list.

Maradona, Van Basten, Zidane.

Yeah, Zimbabwe didn't make it. With Utaka and Kanu gone, they're going to have to play Nugent.

I live just up the road from SJP. Just been outside and the rain's stopped, but now it's snowing heavily.