Robster

Fucking Arsenal

Need a lot of effort and a great deal of good fortune to get something out of this game. Our poor record against them has to end sometime however. Very unlikely but you never know.

Jonas' tweets Class.

Jonas Gutierrez ‏@elgalgojonas · 1h1 hour ago I am a geordie thanks newcastle fans for your support. I love The city. I hope WE stay up. Come on The toon. Once a geordie always a geordie

Relegation or survival, I don't know why Rafa, or anyone else for that matter, would want to take up employment from this bunch.

I'm massively relieved they managed a win before coming to SJP. Imagine his face, man, if ours was the game that ended the winless run. It could be a lot worse mind as it could be the game that sends us down! What a thought.

I'm massively relieved they managed a win before coming to SJP. Imagine his face, man, if ours was the game that ended the winless run.

They will definitely be there for the taking. However, we are not the team to take advantage.

Meh.

The badge

It was clear. Bit surprised by the reaction.

Perfect criteria for being the next NUFC manager.

On the face of it, it's as cocky as fuck, but they are clearly aware that no one is pushing them or putting them under pressure.

It's over Mick, I'm afraid.

Istanbul would pale into insignificance if he managed to turn this around from here.

Because the club is an absolute shambles and the entire playing staff are a disgrace. I hope he doesn't of course but he must be wondering what the hell he has got himself into.

Only if he wants to ruin his reputation. I don't think it would harm him at all. Would give him god-like status in my eyes if he told Ashley to fuck off.

Foluwashola in 5, 4, 3......

In some respects he'd be perfect because he's such a cunt, he'd fit right in with the rest of the hierarchy. If we are looking at it purely from a footballing aspect, he's exactly the kind of dinosaur that has no place in modern football. Absolutely no chance anyone like him would get us out of the championship; well he'd probably get us into Division 1.

You're going to have to stop being optimistic. This affects us in no way whatsoever.

Please tell me you're joking about Warnock.

Fuck off Norwich, man.