Jamie

Haha, is that her? I heard about that a while ago. Sure it was Everton

What happened 2 years ago?

Heeeeeeev. Horrible bastards spitting from the bridge on the way there like. Was great to see smoggies with there faces in the windows of a pub, some geordie walks past and puts it through with his fist

I've spoke to Aaron Lennon a few times like. Asked him if Jenas was gay He's very down to earth and answered every question i asked him, good lad

I'll definatly be fucking work off for England games like

Rooney Defoe Crouch Heskey/Agbonlahor

Those kick off times are shite

I dont know how they can do it tbh, i used to be fit as a fiddle until i started smoking about 20/30 a week, and get hammered 3 or 4 times a week aswell, and thats at 17. I cant play football at all now. I try and play on a sunday night for an hour. I'm like Ronaldo for 5 minutes, then i have to sit at the back for 15, then i do it all over again. It takes it right out of you

You have basically just described my actions during a match day. I'm probly the most lively person you'll ever meet at the match though, so it wasnt me Where do you sit by the way?

You wll have to exerience Shearers bar like. And definatly either Sam Jacks or Beyond for some tits and fanny. Good banter, have the odd newcastle song on in there aswell. For an atmosphere, definatly level 7, i sit in block D, and its normally pretty loud

Loved his reaction on Saturday when Carroll scored I think i was more calm than him

Harper Simpson Williamson Collo Dutch kid Routledge Smith Guthrie Gutierrez Carroll Best 3-0, best to put us 1-0 at half time, Loveycans to come on for best on 60mins and score 2

Where i sit in the leazes corner (block D) there doesn't seem to be that many kids. I stand on the concourse for about half an hour at half time and never seem to see that many. I think its people who don't come to the games before, charvers in their 20's who are mortal drunk. We've had bother before with people like that

Seen Collocini in Jesmond this morning, drives a red Bentley GT, seen him a few times there

They arn't too good to go down, but there is too much shit in that league. I think they will stay around where they are

Can adults get in using kids season tickets ?

Chopra was a waste of space when he was here. We were a stable premier lague club with decent strikers, well, so we thought anyway. He wasn't needed and would've sat on the bench for another 3 years. Shola has stuck it out, and is now reaping the rewards. Chopra wanted to get his career started early, unlike Shola who has started his at 26 or 46, however old he is

Kenwynne Jones in JD in the Metro Centre last week. Cunt

I thought he was a striker

They should spend the whole day together tbh. Well that's what i would make them do. My Sunday team meets at our clubhouse about an hour and a half before kick off, we play cards, darts, pool, talk about who we shagged at the weekend, all that crap. It really helps having a bit bond before the match, that might be what we lack.

For some reason, neither did i, i was on my phone i think, i just heard the crowd (for once) start shouting and cheering, my mates said he grabbed him after he'd walked away and should've been sent off

Was at the match, and after his performannce tonight, Xisco should be nowhere near getting a start in the first team. Didn't look interested at all, weak as water, and look fucked. I know he hasnt played much but he looks terribly unfit. As for the rest, thought we played well for most parts. Vukic when he came on was fantastic, looks a really good prospect. Good touch, quick, and has a bit pace for a big lad. First time i've ever seen Ranger play, and i wasn't disappointed. He's also quick, and very good in the air suprisingly, but not yet a finished article, has great potential. Carroll was OK, took both his goals well, first goal was superb, belted in top corner from corner of the box. Apart from that nothing special. Smith looked average, Guthrie done well until he went off, recon he'l be ok for Saturday though.

Tbh, all our fans sing the sings way too fast. I dont think the Gallowgate do, they've got the hello hello perfect

I'm all for the Leazes Corner and all that, but when the Gallowgate have got a song going, the Leazes Corner just fuck it up by singing it way too fast

What happened to his contract with the BBC ?