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the pleasure on his face from decking a young girl!

HBA would appear to have some idea of the history of Newcastle United Football Club and the incredible fanbase

It does actually. In reality he just fucked it as hard as he could down the middle, smashing off the keepers leg and into the roof of the net. He creates a scary amount of power though. Strong lad. All the physical attributes to help him become a success in the Premiership.

I f***ing hate this guys agent. It seems as if he's pushing him toward Hoffenheim. Nice to know he allegedly really want to come here. However, if it doesn't happen it will make it all the more painful. It would be a great coup for the club. A player that can get a bit of excitement around the stadium, a player the young ones can idolise and, more importantly, a player that can help the team stay up. This is peanuts compared to the amount we've spacked on s**** tbh. Go for it!

I'm pretty sure the Cleverly situation is entirely hypothetical.

deary me

Despite what I said, he should be given a couple of games playing up front with Carroll or at least just Rangers on Saturday. The only combo we haven't really tried.

Is there any way we can just... you know... fire him? "Xisco lad, gonnae just leave?"

Aye, even if you don't support Newcastle it's still a good crack around here. Just ask Ronaldo.

Sounds good but do you have a source for that?

Good shout actually

He seems to have cut a lot of the crap out of his game. He's so comfortable on the ball it's frightening.

Makeshift right back. He said it every single time he touched the bloody ball.

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Life can be pretty tough when you have downs. You're gutting me tonight!

Routledge was. Maybe it's some sort of sick game.

Does anyone get the impression that Ryan Taylor totally can't be arsed playing football?

José should be lifting it up. Not sure why.

Kasper you're on a roll!

Not hard considering they are in the final every year

Page 33 ftw

I'm not sure what I've done.

That not the plymouth game?

Worth noting that Coloccini had a dominant performance. Seems stronger than last time he was heading into the premiership.