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Wouldn't call Campbell 'one of our best players' tbh.

Who wasn't playing today? Routledge, Carroll, Jonas, Barton.

He's a good option to have because of his delivery from the right flank. Especially with Carrot in the centre.

See, Ryan Taylor isn't that bad!

I think we should experiment with Best. Like keep him in a cage throughout the match poking him with sticks and unleash him at the end of matches in a blind rage.

Don't exaggerate. No, he really does have a weird head.

Perch has a weird head. Would people stop hyperventilating ffs, it's a friendly against a very good side.

Unlucky Ash

Thought Dzudszsak was the free-kick taker? Ah well.

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Dzsudzsak is meant to be a really good player. Engelaar is obviously a good midfielder as well. We're gonna get fudged.

I think I love Routledge. He's dynamite.

You must have half the budget left if you only bought that shower of pish.

Harry blasts England friendly scheduling. Quite right too, but I would have thought he'd have more input into his friendlies? http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/t/tottenham_hotspur/8873561.stm

what does he drive now? About 200 yards.

Klasnic? Because of that kidney thing? He got that during his career, during the time which was probably his best time of his career. Put his biography down dude, you're ruining my night.

If anything it displays a determination to do well. He must have worked bloody hard to become a professional footballer.

Alan Smith next please.

Loven at wing back, my eyes are bleeding!

There's meant to be Thank fuck for that. Thought you'd went mental for a second.

No. Not ever. There's so much wrong with it

As Dan said before. Villa say £30m -> City offer £25m -> Villa accept.

Sven > Hughes

Why Billy?! WHY!?!