Espio

If I caught him with my wife, I'd make sure he had everything he needed

It's like watching a fucking primary school team

ASM is probably tired from having to turn up to training on time

Genuinely didn't realise he was even on the pitch

You on about Palace?

Except when it looks like lasagne that's been dropped on the kitchen floor.

Let's be honest though, we'd all still finish

Keegan's philosophy was to score more goals than the opposition anyway, that didn't work out too bad. We just need to start scoring goals

My, uhhh "TV" cut out before his interview, how much of a train wreck is/was it?

That's what happens when you sit back against a better team you fat fucking cunt, have a fucking heart attack and retire

I'm actually fucking crying What the actual fuck man

Went on the stadium tour yesterday as I was up for a funeral this week. As part of the tour we were taken into the directors area, then not 1 minute later, security turned up and ushered us all out as quick as possible, then a load of media made their way in. I was immediately aroused thinking cabbage heed had been binned. Turns out it was just about the boxing and a load of boxers had all turned up to do promo work

I'm Spartacus

So many purples

I used to live on Cleveland Avenue, but am not called James

Ryder looks like Hoggle, all grown up

There'd be fuck all left of the train

Cunt has a face that looks like a stuntman's knee. Fuck off you fat mackem bastard

Roughly we can spend about 190m and still be within FFP (According to the interwebs)

I have no words - Except those

Don't think it'll properly sink in until the official statement and seeing them on the pitch

Fucking Edwards trying to be Neil Armstrong. Fuck off and suck Mauriss you heathen.

Immobile please

Off you fuck, cabbage heed

Jesus, christ