Espio

I wonder what would happen if Murphy was in a 1 on 1 vs Dubs

Anderson is now ASM, fuck is this bloke smoking?

Replays too

New signing you say?

Never heard o' him

Who?

Why does he only move one arm when he waddles?

What's he like with crosses?

They're not, it's photoshopped

https://www.nufc.co.uk/news/latest-news/magpies-sign-targett-on-permanent-deal/

About a tenner and a pack of pork scratchings

I think it's more to make sure it's all above board with regards to the transfer from BHA

The fat cunt would be sat there waiting, mouth open, for the cow to be catapulted out.

Out for the season is my guess

Is it mandatory for every supporter to wear their teams shirt for this or something?

The away kit is blatantly to get more kit sales in KSA - "Ohhhhhhhh, would you look at that, we've done £500m in shirt sales in Saudi"

I don't use twitter at all, but I did purely to reply to him

Forgot Longstaff was even on the pitch

Wonder if we'll go back to wearing the new kit in the last home game of the season, anything been mentioned?

Oh manager, my manager

Honestly, knock yourself out, we've been married like 14 years, it's not like I get any anymore

If I caught Bruno with my wife, I'd make sure he had everything he needed

Jonny's arms completely disproportionate to the rest of him