Espio

I used to live on Cleveland Avenue, but am not called James

Ryder looks like Hoggle, all grown up

There'd be fuck all left of the train

Cunt has a face that looks like a stuntman's knee. Fuck off you fat mackem bastard

Roughly we can spend about 190m and still be within FFP (According to the interwebs)

I have no words - Except those

Don't think it'll properly sink in until the official statement and seeing them on the pitch

Fucking Edwards trying to be Neil Armstrong. Fuck off and suck Mauriss you heathen.

Immobile please

Off you fuck, cabbage heed

Jesus, christ

Fuck it, I'm in - NJU619K heading north, just taken off from Luton.

Bet Masters is sat there rubbing one out everytime that Lewis dickhead opens his mouth

Is there a time limit on this? Is Bruce's dad filibustering it?

Fuck sake, went to go make lunch and make a cuppa and HE'S STILL SAYING THE EXACT SAME SHITE as he was before I went

Black and white striped tie

A what now?

Thanks guys, and also echo the sentiments @ManDoon obviously I've just gone through it all, so if you need owt, don't hesitate x

My nan died from this on Friday gone. Wouldn't wish it on anyone, all the best to him and his family.

Thank you Premier League for protecting us

Because it's free.

A broken clock is right twice a day

Bedsheet!

The one thing the mackems and the jocks have in common, they care more about hating their fiercest rival than supporting their own team.

Ironic. Corn Flakes were originally invented by Kellogg's to stop people masturbating.