Fatwax

Been 'reliably informed' that the team is going to be: Krul, Janmaat, Colo, Saylor, Haidara, Gouffran, Sissoko, Anita, Colback, Cabella, Riviere - 4-2-3-1 No idea how reliable the fella actually is for this stuff but they seem pretty certain. Tin hat.

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,94045.msg5146999.html#msg5146999

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Newcastle-United-Football-Shirts-/151380189906?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item233ef662d2 Just in time the for the weekend ey kiddo.

Nobody thought that. Obviously.

He needs good crosses to score goals, but the wide players we've bought look more like goal scorers themselves than providers. Aarons looks like the type of winger that Cisse would thrive off, and Haidara's crosses are far better to attack than Santon's. But neither of those is likely to be starting games much. That's all very well and I agree to an extent, but there's no excusing the poor quality of his performances, the missing of absolute sitters and his inability to understand the offside rule. In my opinion his mind is shot to shit and it doesn't look like he'll ever really recover from that based on the last two seasons. When he first came here he didn't have really have 'proper' wingers either, he had Ba & HBA. I think the problem is definitely from Pardew and his mismanagement of him as a player.

Yep

Was it Forster that had that cult of Asian kids singing songs about him while he was at Celtic?

Exactly. We were storming the league, but then Pardew decided to fuck about with everything to accommodate Ba. Cisse on the wing FFS.

Cisse is finished here I reckon. Such a shame as it started out so unbelievably well for him.

He sounds like Ben Arfa, I hope he doesn't turn out like him. As for some of the goons on RTG, I've got most of them on ignore. Situations are completely different to be fair.

Mental that every bog standard fan can see it but not these players that piss their careers away in the reserve squad of some mega rich bullshit side.

Is this true??? Stifler??!? STIFLER?!? Agent away!!!!

It would appear we've signed Jon Snow to organise the wall.

To be fair the kid did ask him and Mapou replied with 'I can't answer'.

Nice that all the comments are just ripping him apart, not one in support.

Well there you go. That solves the mystery of the missing brand value. I feel like I led Dr. Spaceman down the garden path now.

Well now I don't know what to think! Maybe we're mint, I don't know.

We've dropped below them in terms of brand value, so we've been overtaken. I got that part... They're ahead of us. Our brand value is lower than previously.

We've dropped below them in terms of brand value, so we've been overtaken.

Shocking choice.

You'd assume that one of the outfield players would replace him in goal and the shootout would continue. Not actually sure though. Correct What would happen in said scenario if the offending team still had a substitution available? Can't make subs in a shoot-out...

State of that arsenal fan

Fucking dick.

Shock! It's his third one.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01493/pardew_1493414a.jpg lady di? lady di?! renoir! Brilliant