Fatwax

We've had a complete car crash of a season, with relegation avoided in the last 30 minutes of the season... ...and we still finished above Sunderland

18 seconds after full time the club tweet that his contract won't be renewed.

Sub Riviere off for fucks sake. He's utter toilet.

I heard that he pretends to have a limp so that he can use disabled toilets.

Midge's dick

Probably would be safe now.. it'd still be AIDs-levels of football though.

Out for the season? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

http://i.guim.co.uk/static/w-940/h--/q-95/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2015/3/17/1426590223917/f5478dc4-e265-4d6e-b3d9-3b59072cf4e9-1179x2040.jpeg

Bit hypocritical No it's not, he's referring to the fact that they're there on financial clout, not merit.

Bring me Jesus from Benfica. He will be our new messiah.

Sissoko on the wing in a 4-4-2

I genuinely thought this game was today. I am surprised to see this result.

You just can't do that in today's game.

16 cunting point. I'm fucked.

I'm happy I subbed him off for Krul at the last minute! Don't get too comfy, this is Newcastle and it's only half time

Mannone in goal. Sweet.

Six full SD.com logos and a Wonga logo in that photo alone. I fucking hate this club.

Enjoy it chaps

62 points, happy.

"Alan Pardew will NOT be sacked..." "...no matter what the result against Swansea...." http://photo1.ask.fm/262/504/978/1940003025-1s2gma9-htqqj4rgidcrbfp/original/05BRRawXTGo.jpg

Yes boys!

Get in Ash, love it. :thup:

27 points, absolute car crash of a week.

Also.. just sack him

It's on!