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And we also would have probably gotten more for ASM, who was massively underpriced to avoid scrutiny.

We would have gotten more money from sponsorships that had to go through FMV.

Callum’s going to be fuming when our new CF signing introduces himself

Fair enough if that's your point. I feel there has definitely been a reaction to our takeover which has led to some very questionable policies going through, but aye it definitely isn't all in place just because of us. Agreed.

FMV was brought in to stop us progressing quickly.

I think that Willock, like a number of other players, are all part of a greater thing that just hasn’t had the chance to run this year. Willock and Joelinton are so effective when both in midfield. Like how Murphy plays better with Trippier behind him.

? Aye the name compound sounds a bit grim but aesthetically they’re very nice. I’m sure you’re aware, but there’s moonshine to be had.

Loads easier to settle there than Spain. Life would be living in compounds with other expats and everything is done for you. It’ll be easy, clean, safe, sanitised and boring.

FFP won’t stretch to whistles. They just have to shout WHISTLE very loudly when they want the player’s attention.

I’m not that bothered, I don’t know enough about him and his influence. If he doesn’t have as much as he’d like, he probably wasn’t the mastermind behind the scenes.

Such things are not acceptable at the Stadium of Light… Skintones. Disgraceful all round from their fans. How about don’t abuse kids full stop. ’Haway, but he’s fat, man!’ Aye, alright Captain America.

Aye in May possibly. Poor Joe is fresh out of surgery.

4:45pm kick off for me. Perfect. Just the whole day to fret ?

Chelsea are a fucking mess, man

Fucking winalot ? Hope we do.

Bit harsh. He didn’t finish post 16 education.

There have been huge changes in infrastructure and the internal behind the scenes team however. I’d be interested to see the balance sheet in that regard. The work that Howe has done has been wonderful, but I imagine the army of analysts etc will also be a factor. It’d be nice if the hydro pool started to pay for itself though ? confident it’s filled with acid at this point.

Wait, that’s not real is it? 50% win record if we lose or draw tomorrow? Incredible… genuinely, that is so impressive.

Eh? This is a joke right? He is a good player that has had an unfortunate injury. Nah, this is definitely a joke. No idea why I replied. It was a good joke.

Probably the first result that could see the crowd turn on him ? I hope they try to play and don’t just look to injury us. The adrenaline alone will make it a bit more even. Hope it’s a classic!

Fucking hell!

We’re one of the numbers to look out for on BBC live updates. Classy.

Context - Lewis Hall will/would get his A-Level results today. I’ve wasted my life.