Mattoon

The Perchinator takes out snodgrass' ballsack!

Who the fuck switched Cisse and Shola around over the summer??

two man moving wall and HBA still gets a cross in, piss taking bastard!!

people who have no fucking clue about football supporting "united" because every fucker else does!

Bent over, lubed up and strapped a neon sign to our arse saying free entry!!

Maybe it's just the thought of having to play with Simpson until at least January?

I'm beginning to wonder if his head was turned and he agreed to stay with us with the thought of Debuchy coming into the team and neither of these things transpired and now he's deflated. He just needs to snap out of this funk, as said earlier he'll be back, hopefully sooner rather than later!

Sorry but one of the teams I dislike the most, starting with the obvious Scumderland, Liverpud and Lolspurs are my most hated. Spurs I hate less than when good old twitchy was in charge.

FYI I gave Fat Ash my number and the number for 0800reverse but he never called me because it would cost too much in electric to charge his phone back up!

I'll pay for the bloody medical And your expecting a call from Ashley in 3..2..1 (reverse charges of course). I sent him my number for 0800reverse, expecting the call later today Whatever you do don't give him your card details man, unless you can pay off that £7m overdraft. Seriously?? Because he sent me an email about some south african business type that wanted to bring 10m into the country but couldn't because of some loophole so he wanted to use my bank account to get the money in the country and I get to keep 10% or something like that?

I'll pay for the bloody medical And your expecting a call from Ashley in 3..2..1 (reverse charges of course). I sent him my number for 0800reverse, expecting the call later today

Aye he should have been executed by Liverfool

I'll pay for the bloody medical

Absolutely confident in this deal, just the kind of player we're constantly looking out for, fast, technical and confident on the ball, add to this his desire to join our club and I can't understand how this wouldn't happen. However I do think the season could be well under way before we see him holding a shirt up on the official site, Lille are dragging their feet for as long as possible, probably trying to squeeze as much money out of us as they can, but we know how our board like to play hard ball! It's in no ones best interest for them to keep him, why would they want a player who doesn't want to stay, under-performing and shot of moral?

This! But even if after the "clause" expires I wouldn't take 10m and Carroll for Ba, as said above a) Ba is the much better all round player and b) We need strength in depth, not a straight swap. I've been agonising about this one, on it's merits and it's problems and I just think Carroll, at this stage would be a waste of money, we could get at least 2 quality first team players for the alleged 18m we're willing to offer for what would be a bit part player and a bench warmer, not good business in my eyes. We could get Debuchy and Remy for the same price tag, I just see Carroll as a step backwards. He's certainly not worth 2 Cisse's!!

Don't know if someone has posted this as I haven't trawled through all 60 pages but: Squidward http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/55744000/jpg/_55744395_obertan.jpg Obertan http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100611163813/spongebob/images/a/a2/Floral_background_squidward.jpg

"Two cocked Gutierrez spreads the love"

Cisseeeeeeeeeeeee you fucking beauty!!!

Tails up now, lets finish the job! Come on Fulham do us a favour

Needed something special today, Barfa = God

FUCK ME THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

Picked him at 12+ goals when we bought him, just had an idea he was gonna surprise people, had me worried after that first game like!

Fuck you James Lawton!

2011/12 GAMES GOALS ASSISTS SHOTS 18 6 4 20-odd

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/player/_/id/43340/hatem-ben-arfa?cc=5739 Dunno if it's right like. You can add 2 assists and a goal to that tally