Mattoon

Arsenal's unique brand of anti-football might work in the premier league where PGMOL turn a blind eye to their Royal Rumble, get it in the mixer, grab hands and elbows, diving, cheating brand of football but it won't wash in the Champions League final and they're up against a team that knows how to play football and how to put it in the back of the net. Arteta's Stoke-ball needs to be unraveled on live TV in front of the world.

If you think about how meticulous Howe is then it's not much of a surprise, there's no way he tries something new until he has seen it enough in training, knows it will work and the players are drilled with how the system works. That's why he sticks with "Plan A" because he is anal to a fault when it comes to preparedness.

This has actually been an horrific season for a multitude of reasons, if Spurs stay up I'm starting a petition to have it struck off the records.

Worst PL winners of all time

1 minute left, they couldn't...could they?

It's too early to tell if this is a purple patch or if he's just progressing well under Howe, on average forwards don't usually hit their purple patch until after 23 up to 28 so he's either an outlier or he's on the path to something really good, only the coaching set up could know that definitively so we have to put our faith in them doing the right thing. I'd say the signs are promising, it's not like Almiron who was still kind of pony, just everything he hit ended up in the back of the net. Osula is strong technically and skillfull with both feet, the goals came after.

Let's just hope this is lego heeds one good season and his percentage hoof ball has been found out. I don't think It'll work again next season.

I swear if Arsenal win the league playing this percentages game it will be the final nail in the footballing coffin, disgusting champions.

Quality little player Summerville but hes all fart and we've got enough of them!

Linked up play excellently today and took his goal calmly, super happy for him bagging, hopefully he gets into decent positions more often.

The understanding between Ramsey, Bruno and Woltemade has been so good to watch, dancing up the pitch right down the middle.

Another 3 in the 2nd half please! That was quality by us.

It's all gone a bit awry in the last 5 minutes, could do with another on the break to finish off any fight back they have.

Playing really well here, I know its against a forlorn West Ham side, but this is the bite, tenacity and clinility we've been missing.

In before the 562 pages of why we should get rid of him and why he should get a second chance after the game no matter the result.

Never matters what happened in the last game, by the time the next game comes round it's like I have temporary amnesia and I'm just looking forward to the football and thinking we're gonna batter these! Cyyyyyomonnn!

They're becoming sentient!

...and the crowd goes mild!!!!!

Hot damn!

Football in general has become so boring and predictable, the same teams in the same leagues scooping up all the same silverware while no one cares, including their players and fans and as soon as one upstart steps out of line they're sanctioned, squeezed and asset stripped by those allowed free reign. Rinse and repeat, closed shop, protected by any means, money, referees, rule changes, it's not even entertainment anymore. This season has just exemplified the disillusionment for me.

Liverpool, you have overspent by £600m in the last accounting period, what is your proposal for settlement? £1.50 yes that seems adequate, on you go rascals. Oh, Nottingham Forest, we see you went over your limit by £1.50? £600m and a 20 point deduction!"

I actually think something might happen after Pep leaves, but not until and unless