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Got a small e/w on Kassia in the next at York.

Might win the 5:15 if it keeps going.

Golden Horn beaten

To be fair like, Bertrand came through Chelsea's youth system, having been loaned out all over. Pelle was with Koeman at Feyenoord where he presumably watched Tadic at Twente and Fonte was signed by Pardew having been at Palace. It's hardly unearthing gems and as Sewelly said, if we were prepared to invest in more than one scout, we could easily do similar. All good players signed for reasonable fees near and far. I'd say thats good scouting no matter what you say. Like most clubs they've been hit and miss. Osvaldo £15m Gardos £4m Long £12m Forster £10m Ramirez £12 The majority of their higher purchases have been poor, it's only really offset by the income they've received from some good sales.

Jesus.

Borini is the new N'Zogbia except he's never on the pitch long enough to get a standing ovation as an opposition player from them.

He's a parody of an Irish Man United fan.

There's no way he's not getting a work permit.

'So Abou, tell me where it doesn't hurt'

Trying and failing to turn 'Gone til November' into 'At the match with Mbemba'.

Leicester were the most recent to change to numbers I think.

The floated set penis to Dann worked pretty well last season to be fair.

Doesn't Ashley own Flamingo Land?

I assume Cabaye's reaction to Selhurst Park was similar.

They do love a dreadlocked forward.

Lowton seems a very decent replacement for Tripper at Burnley.

My abiding memory of Mexican women is a lactating prostitute temptress outside of The City in Cancun.

Just drove past St James' and the new 'cup' kit is in the window, it looks pretty decent. The socks have the pink band at the top and a bit of pink detail on the shorts which are in the main the same colour as the shirt.

Isaac Newton got absolutely no luck in getting any sort of room.

Suppose Immobile over immobile would do.

Brilliant horses in brilliant races but C4 really need to bin Gok.

A close second to Sterling's v Italy in the world cup.

I'm sure he'll look great going from De Bruyne to Gouffran.

Flicked on Premier League Years 05/06 and within 30 seconds McClaren had a season ticket thrown at him, 5 minutes later his Boro side are beating Mourinho's Chelsea 3-0. That's still the most goals that one of his Chelsea sides have lost by, guess we'll have some decent performances but all of his sides seem to have had an ability to get absolutely dicked on.

sorry