KDT

Stu Brown?

It's Stu isn't it, Stu's playing.

Roger Johnson starts for West Ham in defence with McCartney, Demel and O'Brien. Bum rape.

No problem with really religious people, it's when they start feeding their views to you where it gets a bit meh.

Or maybe just maybe there's no meeting taking place today as Kinnear is locked in the bogs in the Dog and Duck after one too many pints of bells.

Formations are great in theory.

Dabbawal? Opposite Bacchus for a quick exit after for drinks.

Good signing for them and a good move for him, he's much better of at Swansea than a bit part player at Liverpool.

He'll get on well with the ultras.

Think there's going to a few goals in that one, BTTS seems a decent bet.

Didn't someone offer them money to have The Bobby Robson Foundation on one of the Sports Direct advertisements and just get fobbed off?

Keeper should be taking them really. Keepers that can't kick are a pet hate of mine.

Uh oh you'll be like the blue version of Geremi if you're only giving people one chance to get things right, you'll be taking everything. The last time I played for a team properly (about 6 years ago) I used to take more or less every throw on both sides of the pitch, unless somebody wanted to play it quickly. I also took all free kicks from deep, most where a direct shot was possible and was penalty taker. Depending on the keeper I used to do the goal kicks as well. I wouldn't take the free-kicks that were being swung in or corners due to my usefulness in the air. Was it your ball or something? I can remember you having a long throw.

Tempted with an Inter and Villarreal double tonight.

Uh oh you'll be like the blue version of Geremi if you're only giving people one chance to get things right, you'll be taking everything.

Fifth foul throw - A hour talking football with Brett?

Inter a decent bet for tonight?

Can we confirm that throw-ins have been practiced?

Yeah they do have a habit of surrendering in the end.

Montpellier have a habit of asking a much higher fee for players than what clubs actually end up paying, it happened with Mbiwa and Giroud, I don't believe we have any real intent on signing Cabella though.

No Champions League winners medals to show off though.

What a thoroughly horrible footballer he is.

The outstanding referee could obviously see a player who had been targeted for most of the match.

So will Nixon be producing even more flicks, tricks and awful penalties (I know I can't say owt after the St James' miss) than usual now that he's an international superstar? I for one hope so.

Like positions and that. Nevermind Jose has PM'd.