KDT

100% not happening then.

Kicking off

I think the real question here is did Andymc1 get paid for this and if he did how much.

Benteke staying has probably worked in our favour if we are interested in Bent.

SHERLA!

He has nice hair.

Close to signing Aly Cissokho on loan.

Off to the European elite then.

It's 100% black wonga as per a Turkish market last week.

Won't be long before players are wearing them during games in the league etc, Rugby have introduced this now.

How much were Hull looking to pay for Austin, I know it probably wasn't 5m but Hooper would have been a good signing for them.

Seems like Celtic have missed out on a couple of million from January.

Callejon is a decent singing, Albiol is rank.

It's probably been asked but what's your opinion on Bent? Do you think from what you've seen he can work with Cisse or does he have to be on his own?

For what reason?

6-8 league goals to help keep a relegation candidate up at the cost of £1m, I'd say that was a bargain.

Thought he had refused to go so they had to sell Martial to Monaco.

If Cabaye did leave, De Guzman would be a good replacement, thought he looked very good for Swansea last year but he's back at Villarreal now.

Better than a guy who is proven to be the best in his position in the league? Struggled his entire career to get past Ashley Cole in the England team. I was on about Fellaini.

For the money they'd be talking which would be £20m+ they could do better.

Don't think Fellaini would work at Man Utd unless they are to change their style.

Football hipsters.

St. Ettiene v Lyon is no more obscure than Valencia v Osasuna People watch different leagues, I know people who watch more Serie A than La Liga, it's not uncommon.

I know this rumour is probably full of shit but imagine MA being your dad, you'd get nowt at christmas but a load of stuff at the end of January once you've spent the month calling him a dick.

Cabaye is the same in french or english unless you're Joe Kinnear.