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Never rated Griezmann.

Eh?

A stand out player for lower to mid-table sides and no more.

Loverley stuff, that. Fucking love it if Fat Frank took them down

It honestly seems like he's making it up these days.

Is there any desire for folk 'daaan saarf' to get a minibus together for this? Would absolutely be up for a meet.

Smart, that

Bergwijn has been chronically mismanaged and underutilized at Spurs. A real shame he went there in the first place - and initially under a manager who had little time/patience for developing young players.

The top 4 are pushing ahead to consolidate and keep pace the moves of one another, but they're miles away from us atm anyway. West Ham are in that chasing pack for Europe, but certainly nowhere near competition for CL places yet. All we need to do is put ourselves in the position of safe mid-table with the possibility of top 8 and a good cup run.

The worst thing about that is Everton getting the coin

We've got so much shit to shift, like. What a depressing list

Shola will sort him out a loan to Morecambe or something, nee worries

As an aside, I wish they'd change the 'Newcastle United' font back to something like this...

What on earth happened to Hudson-Odoi??

Literally read that whilst watching my 6-month old do exactly the same thing

Yes mate. I'm well jel.

He's such a melt, like. Made infinitely worse by the shit eating grin etched in his face whilst he's scrawling a signature in crayon for the bairns. Fucking twat.

They're such a rank club, like. At least with Liverpool and City you can appreciate the style and the way they play football. Can honestly say I've never found Chelsea to be an even remotely decent side to watch - even when they were winning titles.

Still can't believe we've got him. The position we're in today as a club just seems so surreal

Jesus will be great for Arsenal, but as folk have said far too many strong sides in the league for them to be top 4 again.

Looks like it

Can see this Boehly guy being a bit of an interferer.

Who's he?

If Bruno is ever out for a prolonged period of time we'll miss him massively. A creative force in the middle is sorely needed.

Hope so. He's an absolute weapon.