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Hayden at the back

Central midfield is still an issue that hasn’t been addressed

Wages for Batshuayi will be double that of Wilson, mind

Dat magic money tree

Bags of potential to be pissed down the river here. Good signing

...in Oba Martins years.

He's having to multitask with all of the staff furloughed. Bins and bogs in the morning. Offices and groundwork in the afternoon. Then chasing up targets in the evenings. And he gladly does the bogs, I bet. Cleaning off Big Lee’s skiddies with his own toothbrush. ‘A spray of lynx for you as you go on your way Lee?’

Same

This club is disgusting

Now come on, people are Bounty put on weight for a Galaxy of Reisens while they've had some TimeOut due to lockdown, really Mars our reputation when everyone Snickers over photos like these. Aye. It's no Picnic being the size of a Double Decker. Body fascism. If we're handing out insults for being fat, let's have a go at him. Look at him! At least start on him, then move onto Brucie...

You'll never watch alone.

Chelsea, man

What a man. Honestly. There will never be another like him, and certainly not in the way the game is today.

Bale pushing to get out of Madrid again. Be interesting to see where he ends up. Wonder what he’d offer a top side at 31 and pace on the decline.

Watching that Spurs documentary made me realise what a bunch of absolute cunts they have in that team. Kane, Alli, Son, all snide bastards.

Your owners want to borrow from the Everton model and sack off ffp / cook the books

The money they spend/have spent is absolutely absurd, like. Have no idea where the cunts get it from

Good signing unfortunately

Was that Fleetwood Town behind the scenes series ever shown? Swear blind I saw a trailer somewhere

Best that can be hoped for under this shit show. He’ll enjoy being camped in his own half for 80 minutes.

How was the bacon?

They’ll still be mid-table come June next year

Shola will sort it out, don’t worry.

He’s absolutely stinking, like. Wouldn’t be out of place in League 1