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Of breath soon, I hope.

Is Jones in the stands?

Have a fucking coronary, you fat cunt.

It was game over before a ball had been kicked.

Fuck Villa. Cunts.

Spot on. Top class fullbacks are needed - not 2 shite PL wingers in fucking Ritchie and Murphy

Ffs.

Tha propa Engerlish way

Is any other platform showing Serie A aside from BT? Really fancy getting into it this season. Would have loved a La Liga-Amazon type sub which is only about £7 a month.

Aye. Nailed it.

'Wheys geet up, g'aan fa wuh baycon rowl, g'aan sey Lee, watch Graham tayk trayn'in, then g'as fuh wuh kebaab and a paynt'. Fat fucking cunt.

Wow. That's extraordinary, like.

Spurs are fantastically short on quality at CB and up front

Carter Vickers is absolutely fucking crap. Would fit right in here

He's had a good day oot man, ffs

Looks like it's out of a slot machine.

That Bournemouth winger Danjuma going to Villarreal for 20-odd million. Think Villa might have been after him at some point this summer.

Not one player has improved under Bruce. Not one.

Aye. The players they've signed recently will have them stand still at best.

Nice easy game to bed their new players in.

Got to ask what he's doing with a grenade in his house in the first place

Great stories.

Barca apparently want Aubameyang

If that happens, I'll drink my own piss.