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Was absolutely brilliant when he came on. Incredible skill and composure

Fucking incredible. As soon as I saw the look on his face on the way out of the tunnel I knew he'd let them have it

Will be telling Madrid to shove their job up their arses in the summer I reckon

In fucking tears here

Pope cannot fucking kick

Gordon had no change from Hakimi

Need to be shitting down that Barca reject

He's not beaten Hakimi yet, has he?

Jeans faking any sort of affection for us is fucking irritating

Fucking love Isak. Holds the ball up with those silky touches

Shithousing well so far

This is absolutely fucking incredible. The atmosphere...

Welcome to the fucking Toon, you cunts

It's literally the equivalent of hold sprint on FIFA

Gordon, man. What heart he's got. Fuck PSG, man.

So fucking proud, man.

Fucking hell that's brilliant Made my day that

Makes me appreciate the competency of the FA and the PL, FIFA. Utterly fucking corrupt to the core. It's like Italian football in the 00s on steroids

Probably because Ferguson was willing to call him out on becoming a celebrity more than a footballer. Definitely been on the Botox too

This Beckham documentary Another opportunity for him to wheel out the family and get himself a knighthood. Wish he'd just fuck off

Wasnt the 'two days a month' role put forward after results started going tits up?

Neville too busy at a David fucking Beckham premiere this evening to enjoy that result. Shame.

Potter will be in there soon in another square-peg in round hole appointment

I can't place him as a comedy character...