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Please sign a fucking LB

Whilst this is a friendly, fuck me it's a sign as to why we need a squad rather than very good first 11 and a few 'extras'

Hate Dummett the footballer, like. He's stunk it up in the champo and he's still fucking here.

Spot on. It's been properly lifting, like

That price is fucking rank, like. I'd certainly hope there was some dodgy dealing going on tbh

Even in friendlies...Paulie D, man

Top work from Hoss, like. Who'd have thought

Excellent news.

I do fucking detest Chelsea, like.

Who's Bilal Toure?

Aside from the fact the deadwood are absolutely fucking shit, they're also absolutely fucking shit on Premier League wages.

Aye, this is where I am

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/jul/01/mls-flights-commercial-travel-soccer I was also thinking of an article I read a year or so ago where a former player was talking about the ballache of travelling so much between games.

There's no way the MLS will ever rival Europe. For a multitude of factors - not least travel times between games/times zones and the fact there are so many other sports vying for air time and competition. SA will doubtless be building infrastructure as we speak on pretty much a blank canvas.

You've got to be some weapon to wear a football shirt for fashion, mind

Heard he carries a game of buckaroo round with him too

Adam P is NUFC's equivalent of Joe Rogan.

Manure does Brokeback Mountain

I would say that the one (possible) caveat here is that at the very least there's a notion of heritage behind the football league in England.

Mbappe is undoubtedly one of the world at the moment. We'll see how long that lasts once he loses his pace, however.

So they're offering him a one year deal? Or is that essentially a loan fee and his contract would remain with PSG?

He'll go imo.

It looks like last year's shirt but like when an old person increases the text size on their phone.

Genuinely wouldn't loan him out unless it's to a football-playing Champo side.