Toon No9

If we win our games against Leeds and Leicester and get one point against Brighton I think no one can catch us for fourth place.

After watching the replay of the Isak moment for the 6th time I just realised Murphy scored the goal.

Comms on swedish TV is quite the opposite!

Isak is just like when you play Super Mario and get the star and are untouchable! Da, da, da, da, da, Da.(Super Mario music)

ICEMAN!!!!!!!!!

The Toffees got a T-Rex in goal!!!

Oh, it's a done deal then!?

ICEMAN!!!!

Aren't we supposed to play in black and white? Don't like this saudi green and white at all. That's not Newcastle for me. It's like when Cardiffs owner switched from blue to red shirts. I know it's "only" the 3rd kit, but I don't like it.

Same here! I'd rather stick with Longstaff and spend the money on other players.

Well, Botman didn't deliberately pass the ball to the Forest player for their goal either (was meant to go to Pope). So based on that their goal should not have stand either?

VAR is like when you play football at school when you're like 9 years old. You come up with new rules every time you make a mistake and the opponent scores a goal. So the VAR referee could easily be replaced with a random kid from school.

I don't get that VAR decision at all. What is the decision based on? Must be some strange rule that nobody's ever heard of.

Really ugly that one!

Being from Sweden the obvius choice would be Isak. But would really love it if Big Dan Burn scored the winner in the last minute!

Lets buy one of Maddisons legs then!?

It's according to 90min.

...with the add-ons being paid if he does his hamstring in his first 45 mins for them!

Sean Dyche want's to sign Ryan Fraser for Everton as a replacement for Flash Gordon apparently.

Isak supports AIK.

Yeah, we're finished there. We even got new owners and stuff now!

Longstaff and Willock just can't shoot!

Probably in Brazil?

So you're saying he's like Maradona??‍♂️??

McTominay and Loftus-Cheek would have been good signings in the Ashley days. But feels we have come so much further now. Hope(and think) they're just paper talk.