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My ITK informs me Coloccini had to be dragged kicking and screaming from Monument Mall this morning. He claimed he'd never seen such a luxurious shopping centre in his life.

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Am I right in thinking I read somewhere Coloccini has actually trained with us at Longbenton? Perhaps he's sitting this ONE session out as part of a spectacular unveiling act with dancers, fireworks and dancing lions?

was about to post that

Craigy's back with Pedro. "Good news. Michael Owen IS here!"

The highlight for me was the camera panned in Michael Owen, while Craig says over the top "Michael Owen isn't here". Classic.

f*** me. Craig knows no-one's names. Fraser FOSTER (Dele) ADEBOLA Faye FABIO Coloccini. absolute f***ing tit. Edit: OBAFARMI Martins.

- Screen pans to fans, estimates theres 15k there so far. - pans to a session going on with the keepers - Craig calls Fraser Forster Fraser Foster - Craig says no appearance of Michael Owen - camera then pans to what looks like Michael Owen mackems.gif

we don't know. We're not there. SSN are continuing the respect the ref debate. Winter vs. Cundy. ok. though ssn was broadcasting they're going after the ad break. They've just given dickhead Winter 5 minutes of unnecessary air time.

we don't know. We're not there. SSN are continuing the respect the ref debate. Winter vs. Cundy.

Nearly broke my TV.... the chief smoggy arsehole that is Jeffrey Winter is on SSN atm arguing that the campaign won't work vs. Jason Cundy who says it will.

its now on the yellow ticker as a "news alert". "Live Newcastle training session coming up".

NE5 is very grim,dull and wet. reads so much better when thinking of NE5 as the poster, not the suburb.

survived one round of fans being interviewed. No-one said anything too stupid.

can go forward, can defend. Worth it on a loan IMO.

James Brown scores for Hartlepool. Gutted Stelling isn't there.

does anyone planning to go have a soopa doopa new fangled phone with internet capabilities? Should owt happen, fancy logging onto this very site and breaking the news?

just switched it over. 5-1 after 40 minutes. Bloody hell!

if he signs, watch the press say he's here to shore up a dodgy defence and replace the uninspiring/dodgy/weak-link Enrique.

you're a bit of a cunt, aren't you?

Alan man. You were my idol, then you say that

my ITK is Chuck Norris.

Anal at his best.

Denis Irwin?