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You seen our set piece delivery?

From the top of Bainbridges car park hopefully.

Ketsy's wife has just shared this on Facey. It exists!!!

As we approach the festive season, I'm sure the tactical mastermind that is Sir Stephen Roger will be sat on the sofa plotting our way to victory with the resources at his disposal: Bounty Mars Twix Another Bounty Malteaser Teaser Snickers Galaxy Caramel Milky Way Normal Galaxy Another Milky Way Another Malteaser Teaser

1-0. Ireland's Declan Rice with the goal.

Another member of the David Batty fan club (not literally) here. Such an effective player. Win it and give it.

I eagerly await further tweets in which he kicks up a stink about people trolling him with Henry Mauriss comments.

I'm honestly utterly confused by what all that means - and the fact someone who first posted on here claiming to be a prostitute from sunderland offering a regional variant of the Cleveland steamer - has had a pop at explaining it.

It's a massive improvement on where we were under Hodgson, but we're never going any further than this under Southgate.

Steve Selection Box will probably call it "a blessing" in his pre-match press conference ffs.

Mate of mine seemed quietly convinced they could go the season unbeaten as up until the Portsmouth game, they'd only conceded one goal - a penalty. Then they had to play an actual side and got pasted

The Times reckon the player is in their 20s. Said person is 19.

Feel like I'm tuned in to NUFC Twitter but I've not got a fucking clue what he's going on about

Fucking Mitrovic, man. Just can't be trusted.

Should've just said next goal's the winner on 85 mins tbh.

Baaaaaahahahahahahahaha

So easy.

Definitely hoping I don't jinx this by suggesting it, but it really would be a crying shame if Jeff Hendrick were to tear his hamstring...

Feels like this jockland game has extra time written all over it already.

This is shit, IMO. It's a competition originally set up for lower-league teams, a large chunk of who are probably facing economic uncertainty right now. https://twitter.com/PapaJohnsTrophy/status/1326250997312843778?s=20 EDIT: They've deleted it, weird.

So we're taking their efforts over a whole 25 years into account? That takes us back to the 95/96 season. The mighty Manchester City were relegated, the impressive Spurs finished eighth and big-hitters Chelsea were eleventh. Fuck off.

Please ask for Bruce back.