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Little arms parrying it back out. What he does best.

Christ.

He actually thinks formation = tactics ffs.

Given you seem to get the starting XI bang on every week, this is interesting

He's unravelling and it's fucking beautiful to watch.

Douglas and Programme Pete trying to big up the draw - all the replies to both are folk telling them we'll lose I agree with the people, fwiw.

Should've bitten West Ham's hand off tbh. Said it a while ago. As ever, the issue was - and still is - whether the money recouped would be reinvested.

The club's "extended highlights" only show Longstaff's penalty and the lad who skied it for them.

Fair play to him for stepping up and taking a penalty in the first five. Genuinely thought he'd shirk it.

YOU'RE WORSE THAN HITLER, POL POT AND CEAUSESCU COMBINED WHY ARE YOU POSTING THIS ON A MESSAGEBOARD. GET. A. LIFE.

Excellent

There was one moment in the second half when he looked primed to compete for a header. However he went completely the other way and ended up in a crumpled heap. It was quite something.

Bet you were running round your ma's living room doing the Shelvey shush celebration when they skied that last pen.

:lol: Reporters covering the game think Shelvey was shushing them

Momentarily thought the Newport Wig Emporium shuts at half seven.

We're fucking shite at penalty shootouts. Nee point getting carried away.

Not all heroes wear capes

Just leaving this here again

Stood there shuffling his feet, looking at the floor and wondering what the calorific content of grit is, the useless twat.

Me nana used to get round Safeway faster than the speed he's gan at. Probably still could - and she's been dead 10 years.

Tears of pain from the Evening Brucicle boys.

Surely we can just melt Carroll down for glue? The money recouped might buy us some kid from a sixth-tier Cambodian side?