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Phil Parkinson's massive lads 1-0 up. Saw something on Twitter that they're going to sell their keeper and get Ben Alnwick back. Stuey Donald must be branching out into the porn industry.

He was stood on the touchline yesterday, like, his face a tone of red Alan Brazil would be proud of.

Mad how we've gone back to not being able to play a game without someone getting injured.

Seen spazs with more tactical ability than this cunt.

What's the craic with Prime in pubs? Anywhere in town likely to have this on? I usually opt for the Bodega for football...

Be glorious if Ancelotti's first action is to give this little cunt an over-the-top bollocking. https://twitter.com/AwayDaysVideos/status/1208826406505009152?s=20

I tend to look at it as 10 wins as a base. Only need another three. We'll not go down.

There wuh gan.

The fuck's happened to him? He's decent!

Absolutely delighted for Almiron, but my fucking word we're horrendous. Another jammy win.

Dummett back to LWB. :lol: :lol: That bench.

The Chron have sent a reporter to cover this.

Superb goalkeeping.

And we're stuck with Steve Bruce. Let that sink in. Again.

He didn't need to watch. It was job done after we beat Southampton.

But big Stevie Cholesterol doesn't want to sell him.

I'm sure he'll be able to ponder what went wrong while guzzling five selection boxes on the bus back.

Bruce is such a thick cunt. Four strikers on the pitch with no thought whatsoever how we'll actually get the ball to them. Proper lower league mindset.

Dummett looks no more confident on the ball now than he did six years ago or whenever he made his debut.

Clark's injured. Fernandez captained Swansea. Would've given him it over Carroll. BUT GEORDIE POWER!!!!11!!111!!1

Beautiful coincidence that it looks like the sort of thing you'd pick up in Benidorm for €15.

Doing the club's PR for them. Must've seen it on their timeline - or tweeted by their reporters - getting on for 10 times now, the most recent being 15 minutes ago.

Talking about how we got the balance right in the XI. Says we finished 10th, then 13th and the next step should've been to push on but we didn't have that ambition. Was asked if he was surprised when we paid good money for ASM and Joelinton but dodged answering it.