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Someone's taken to parodying him, which'll only make him worse as he'll see it as a form of flattery.

Neva 4get

I definitely feel like his contact is on the medical/physio side. His comments are vague because he doesn't know the finer details - probably moreso that medicals are booked etc.

Announce the people carrier on a six-year contract ffs

The fuck’s happened to his scenty bottle accent?

He does that, but unless I'm missing something, to me there there are sometimes appears to be options. Not sure why he doesn't give it.

Anyone paid attention on what he's like to spot counter attacks? It's one of my biggest gripes with Dubravka. When he takes a cross/corner there's sometimes opportunities for a quick release to ASM/Almiron/Wilson, for example, and he holds onto it far too long.

Thinking back about recent keepers, I've just reminded myself of Matz Sels. Fucking hell, how tragic he was.

When they appoint a new pope, it’s traditional practice that he chucks the decaying corpse of the old one in a furnace outside the Vatican.

The actual pope died the day Bowyer and Dyer had their scrap. It’s all aligning.

Gutted Albert’s not alive. Would’ve loved to hear him ringing up to talk about “Purp”

"Alexa, give me the Oxford English Dictionary definition of 'hell'..."

Feel like once this is announced, Darlow will go (probably to Burra?)

That's how I interpreted it, but as I said, thought it seemed too unfair to be true. Only asking as I know I'll be asked and someone in me dad's local is already asking if he can help. We'll both be politely declining.

Mackem mate seems happy Preston have signed Woodman as apparently they're interested in a keeper Preston were also looking at. He didn't give a name so nee idea who that is.

Speaking as a ST holder who has renewed, I presume we're not allowed to buy extras, like under Ashley? If it's an option it's not one I'll be taking up as it seems incredibly unfair if so.

Hopefully Hendrick, Clark and Gayle. I would add Ritchie to the list, but got a feeling he might stay unless a decent bid comes in.

Meh. Was underwhelmed by him based on his supposed promise last season and then when he went to Bournemouth, he couldn't get a game. Good luck to him, but no big loss.

Are there still coaches offering specialist goalkeeping tuition? I was a keeper as a kid (when everyone was the same height) and went to sessions organised by Simon Smith (late 90s - prior to his NUFC days). Feel like there’s a gap to be filled there. I learned far more than I did at any summer coaching days, where everything was focussed on playing outfield.

Genuinely looks like a knock off you'd pick up in the Canary Islands for a tenner.

Oh aye, I was back up a few months ago and bumped into an old PE teacher at an Indian in Birtley. He was in a snazzy Nike school-branded tracksuit. I've also seen a snazzy school/sport-branded minibus driving about It's a long way from finding out we only had eight players at 3pm when there was a game at 3.45pm

That's the one. I finished in 2005 then finished sixth form in 2007. I've seen occasional posts about what they're up to on social media and it's night and day to what was available to us.