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Should've named it Waxa Belta tbh.

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Don't think that's possible, the universe wouldn't allow it. Blackburn away Or that game that hit Cisse's arse and went in against WBA Spurs two years ago when Krul and Yanga-Mbiwa kept us in it.

Decent. Would've liked to have seen his take on Steve Evans, though.

Nah. More than happy to laugh at them when it comes to football and that, but the fact people living there aren't skilled enough to get jobs is a sad state of affairs.

Savage could come out with the most insightful analysis ever, but he'd still manage to deliver his thoughts in a way that made everyone perceive him as an utter cunt.

Gerard Deulofeu? He's back there permanently. Scored the first goal against the mackems on Sunday...

Christ. My mackem mate put this on Facey yesterday, it was his view at Goodison. He's commented saying it came in handy second half. http://s1.postimg.org/wtsmwad6n/Screen_Shot_2015_11_02_at_21_21_05.png

Seems like it's mainly the Neville brothers' club, like. They're the ones calling most of the shots. Is Butt involved at all?

Far from his best, that.

Yet another chance there'll be another club winning their first cup for a long time before we do.

#CPFC ‏@1905Frankie 4m4 minutes ago Wrong team selection pards can take blame #CPFC

5-1. To be fair, it's a fixture where they could just go and let their hair down.

You can hear a pin drop at Anfield.

Hopefully it's the beginning of the end and it'll mean we sign a new centre half in January.

Got the Stoke-Chelsea shootout on. The camera angle is from behind the goal. This is atrocious!

You better believe it. As someone on Twitter pointed out, the counters on the connect four graphic would fall to the bottom.

So they've overturned it - and therefore accepted it was wrong - but at the same time charged us with failing to control our players? Go figure.

It's mad how many people think it was a direct reference. There's no doubt he ran the length of the pitch on purpose, but I can't see how there was anything in having his arms out.

Went Mourinho and Neil, then chucked Hughes in for the craic. For all they were patting themselves on the back this summer, Stoke aren't exactly setting the world alight.

No chance we're sacking McClaren, man.

On another note, for a bit of a laugh, have a look at the timeline for @mrjbones8 He's an American lad who is studying at Durham Uni, having just arrived the other month. Seems he took to Twitter to ask who he should support and picked SAFC. He only went to his first game against West Ham and now his timeline is rambling nonsense about "beating those f***ing mag c***s" etc. He also seems to be attaching himself with a bunch of wannabe hooligans. One of the tweets has "#mkat" in it. It's like he's watched "Green Street" and become totally immersed into that way of behaving. Settle down, sonna. You've only been here two minutes.

The utter state of that @JB0495's timeline, man. Joshua ‏@JB0495 6h6 hours ago Joshua Retweeted Toon Army America Cattermole sliding tackled the twin towers to the floor Toon Army America @ToonArmyAmerica Mitrovic would have been sent off in seconds for what Cattermole was doing. Clowns on Total Sport say Mitro was bullied today. Joshua ‏@JB0495 12h12 hours ago Rumours circulating that Paul Gascoigne used to suck Bobby Robson off for baccy Joshua ‏@JB0495 12h12 hours ago Moussa sissokos ma carries baskets on her head Joshua ‏@JB0495 12h12 hours ago Just seen Wijnaldum shifting chewys in establishment bogs for £3 the fucking shithouse Joshua ‏@JB0495 23h23 hours ago Heard a rumour Gary speed loves playing hide and seek in the garage Joshua ‏@JB0495 Oct 24 Tim Howard did 9/11

"Doing the MH17" ffs

That's one heck of an embarrassing assumption to make.