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Particularly like the bit where she loses just decides to write about popular television.

Says Wijnaldum here, like. http://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/fourfourtwo-season-preview-201516-newcastle-united

They've got a Waffa Cup game on the Thursday. Such a shame we couldn't organise a Battle Hill Carnival and have the police insist the game had to remain on the Saturday.

Sound as owt when I went to his keeper coaching classes as a 10-year-old. He might've changed in the 16 years since but he was really encouraging and seemed to put a bit of thought into what he was teaching, not just lumping balls at us for the sake of it. EDIT: his son Ben was also in our academy when he was here under SBR, too. Anyone know what ever became of him?

@Vurnon: New Away Kit [emoji95] ' What Y'all Think ? #nufc https://t.co/Xg9hZ4UpHZ we're so rubbish at this sort of thing.

I'll have a double scoop of mint chocolate chip, please. x

same kid who posted the pic of Woodman. At least it's actual kids hanging around now, not grown men.

Pictures of Woodman on Twitter posted by @BenArmy_6 seemingly showing him saying his goodbyes at the training ground.

Aarons has already taken to Twitter to say it was just cramp.

As long as Stifler had a good day out.

Those match stats.

Might as well give us a CL spot now, tbh.

I just want him to state that he can't because he's already a heavy user of data, tbh.

Stifler, periscope the game mate. Ta x

Did Bigirimana play at right back much for Coventry? Seems like he's played there every game he's been involved in this pre-season.

They're being all small-time again. http://m.sunderlandecho.com/sport/football/newcastle/tony-gillan-should-sunderland-fans-be-envious-of-newcastle-united-s-transfers-1-7382870

There are no words

His best mate is in on the act anarl, copying the quotes. However, in traditional style he's still providing moments of mirth. Whose mutual consent? Still keen to point out he's a Geordie, and unwilling to state that he's our ex/former head coach...

That Oxford kit is quality.

So I thought. That well known press radar. None of the reporters over here have a bloody clue, anyway.

I'm a bit confused. How can signings be "off the radar" if they're targets? Do fans have a radar as well as the club?

Should've gone to South America if we were insistent on going that far, tbf. Potential to build a link with another club or two and some of our players might have actually learnt something.

Leeds Bradford to Nice is £150 return around the dates of my game. Not bad. Getting excited now like.

Four tickets for E4 v E1 in Nice on June 22. Category 3.

Just seen the score. Regardless of owt else, what the fuck was with that lineup? A back three of Bigi, Satka and Ferguson?! We were on a hiding to nothing.