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His tweets are embarrassing.

This all day long. And nowt tops Ivan Zamorano actually having a plus sign between the 1 and 8.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-united-yet-receive-bid-9538501 Says the same thing in three sentences, ffs. :lol:

LuaLua and The Luvvers. Colbackstreet Boys. Amdy Fayeweather Low.

Hislopi.

A Tribe Called Best.

Khizanishvillage People.

The Charnley minion. The likeness is uncanny.

Nice to see we don't seem to be appointing bib and cone men, but I'm still apprehensive given they could still be left with a very small pile of s**** to work with.

@SNicholsonDT: Eric Steele, Lee Glover, Steve Taylor and Alessandro Schoenmaker to leave Derby County #dcfc Presumably this means we won't have to pay compensation for Steele? He moves here, Woodman fucks off to Palace?

Walker Majestic ‏@sjd1892 6h6 hours ago @tfeditor1892 Bobby Moncour is working the phones for the corporate season tickets/boxes sales team Promising 'exciting signings' Michael Martin ‏@tfeditor1892 4h4 hours ago @sjd1892 he isn't is he? Walker Majestic ‏@sjd1892 1h1 hour ago @tfeditor1892 he certainly is.

"Illegal migrant worker Papiss Cisse gave Princess Diana Ebola"

Newcastle would do well to sell Cisse for £10million while the player now 30-years-old and four years. That fee would represent a profit, the club having signed him for just £9million from Freiburg. Just seen this gem posted by The Daily Ryder, too.

So childish.

@lee_ryder: #Wolfsburg coach Dieter Hecking has also taken a swipe at #nufc after Das Bost bid. See more at http://t.co/EEsFApClBD :lol: :lol: Das Bost.

Just had a look and noticed that Portland aren't at home when I'm there. Absolutely gutted. Was well up for a trip to go and see "Timber Joey" and take in that famous footballing past-time of sawing a log every time you score

SSN now showing a clip of him in Senegal saying he wants to stay, though.

http://news.sky.com/story/1506534/is-this-the-scariest-football-mascot-ever?dcmp=snt-sf-twitter :lol: what the fuck is that meant to be?

Yep.

More chance of signing Pato Banton.

We probably told him he has to pay us if he wants to join, or something equally as daft.

Surprise surprise the club have called it the third kit. The amount of people booting off over the term "cup kit" was daft.

Ask Lee Charnley if his children also resemble parts of the human anatomy, please. I'd love it if it turns out his son looks like a big toe.

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