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Sounds like those two spotted outside SJP could be his dad and brother, as one person suggested. He might not be here but Sky reckon his "representatives" are...

There you go: Does appear to be him. The logo in the top right of that picture is the main reason he's here, in fairness. Get yourself a yum yum for the road, Georgie lad.

Who needs Perchinho? We've got Georginio.

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Easy game plan when we play Palace like, just let our midfield take turns at having a little kick at him, especially if he's on a booking. Lost count of the amount of times I thought he was lucky not to be sent off while playing for us. Gets wound up far too easily.

A complete load of nothingness. They've said fuck all and just hoped McClaren could appease those attending.

Is it an obligation of all Irish bookmakers to conjure up really shit adverts, gimmicks and stunts?

Just noticed the updated PL footballs for unread posts. They stand out like a sore thumb It really is an awful football.

JB (Joe Bloggs) asked LC why he chose to look like a part of the human anatomy and whether the club would look to replicate this in its transfer dealings. LC explained that all his family resemble digits on the hand and that the club wants to recruit someone who looks like a big toe to help with running it on a day-to-day basis. BM agreed with LC.

Bet Kirsty Allsop is reading this right now and absolutely dripping.

Don't particularly rate him but can't fathom this at all. We've got a threadbare squad, we don't seem to be in any hurry to invest and we're losing the likes of Ryan Taylor, Jonas and now Sammy. At the end of the day, although we should be aiming much, much higher, these are all players who could come in for a game here and there. Regardless of their quality (or lack of) we'll be left throwing kids in left, right and centre at this rate simply because we have no form of backup at all.

You'll go full circle when that lass on Twitter starts talking about it. She loves Koks.

Steve Black not allowed his initials ironed onto his t-shirt. We'll go the way of Portsmouth with that expenditure.

He treads carefully. However he's not prone to lacing into them from time to time.

Might write him back.

:lol: That's absolutely dreadful.

It meant we didn't have to stay up for extra time, though. Every cloud.

This is their way of trying to improve communication, isn't it? Stick Moncur on the board and let him be the mouthpiece via his column in the Ronny Gill. Absolutely pathetic.

Stuff doing the rounds that Tiote will have fucked off to Turkey by Friday.

Wonder how much the preferred media partners paid for this exclusive? http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastle-fan-frustration-growing-steve-5984695

Lascelles for whatever it was that got him banned from bars in Derby.

Surprised they haven't moved it start of August. Going to be grim and dull as f***. "We've got a meeting arranged next week to discuss targets, hoping to get one or two in soon, club has to be the best it can pound for pound, we need to find value, blah blah blah." It'll be the same old shit.

Worth remembering that he used to commentate on our games for Century/Real Radio before he left for Sky. Who was sat alongside him as co-commentator? Oh yes, Mr Concur himself.

He just wants a gig working the phones, too. Poor lamb.