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Bored of reading about this now, if I'm honest. Fuck him. Would rather we walked away and just stumped up the cash for Austin.

Just watched the highlights (how anyone sat through that in the early hours with no sound, a 3/4 screen and that camera angle I don't know). We have to bin Williamson ASAP. That was absolutely abysmal. Utterly amateurish.

With your relaxed gun laws, if you could shoot Mike Williamson too, that'd be helpful. Ta.

Yep. Work in the morning and I love sleep too much.

So even though it's all rather grim if true, nowt'll happen anyway. Oh well.

Not a cat in hell's chance he'll see out the season.

His odds began to tumble on Saturday, like.

I'd give it to Daz, but I really can't see McClaren taking it off Coloccini, tbh.

:lol: That will never get old.

The most pleasing thing about that list is that blob isn't even on it.

Going for nearly £15m more than Arsenal paid for Alexis.

Fenerbahce have just confirmed that van Persie is heading to Istanbul tonight.

First Jorman to play for Man Utd, apparently. Mad, that.

Think it was the end. Just saw it on Twitter.

Lee Marshall periscoping McClaren talking about him now. https://www.periscope.tv/w/aHEOwDQwNTU4fDM3ODEyMTY2EXhqzddj4TRaGnKi3JKzTNDBQ8PD3-OHqQPH_p6tsmk=

Mark Douglas seemed to like the look of Lascelles last night (aye I know it was only the Heed). Said he looks physically strong and seemed quite quick.

Miles apart.

Wouldn't surprise me. Some sort of "good to have our first run out" email from tonight with that tagged on the end. Seems obvious that's how they're going to communicate from now on.

Gael Bigirirightback?

McClaren doing a Phil Brown and keeping them out on the pitch at HT apparently.

Some lovely footage of Sissoko missing a sitter:

Nah. Just the tedious "please don't take me home" and "you're just a stop on the Metro" according to twitter.

Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder 2m2 minutes ago Team news still awaited but looks like Karl Darlow and Jamaal Lascelles are making their #nufc debuts We're meant to be playing two separate teams, so that's 22 players. Check out fucking nostradamus over here.

Something a bit different from the monkey hangers http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/webimage/1.7353294.1436546612!/image/960173509.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_620/960173509.jpg Hull are also going to have Flamingo Land on the front of their tops. Burra will also have it on the back.

It's a pre-season game at Gateshead, man. Course not.