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Anthony Marshall has got his byline on the piece. He hammered Ryder for lifting comments out of the programme months later, he should be hammered himself on Twitter. Pot, kettle.

We've seen BBC reporters both claim and deny Garde is on the shortlist, others contradict one another about whether we've approached Vieira all the while the Chronicle continues to mention Laudrup while no-one else is. I think it's safe to say no-one has a fucking clue what's happening.

Worth it just to stop at the Marsh Cheese Castle en-route.

There's fuck all to get excited about with this club and with Vieira is there's a bit of intrigue and anticipation to be had. Nowt else particularly interesting will happen this summer and it might well go tits up. This is what we've been reduced to.

It's this current rabble's policy to treat club legends like shit, though. If we had one, he'd be pictured carrying a SD bag for life and a luminous Dunlop suitcase.

post-season tours.

Harvey, Scoular.

Maybe he'll bring back M'biwa.

There was a lovely video of some fans scrapping inside SJP yesterday. Went to post it but apparently it's been taken down.

Complete misinterpretation. Ashley is simply looking to flog a job lot of Panasonic TVs.

Seem to have incurred the wrath of egg chasers having tweeted that the atmosphere is somehow more flat than on an NUFC matchday there at the minute. Apparently it will "all change" during the Hull derby...

Legend.

Breakaway organisation needed.

Some shit about Patrick Vieira's odds being cut now, too.

Only had to google image "newcastle magpie", like.

They should just appoint 'Bally'.

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Had a 25-minute chat with this chap today, he's an absolute legend. Really chatty and passionate about ratting them out. He's been digging on FIFA since 2002. http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/may/28/fifa-expose-british-press-andrew-jennings-sunday-times-corruption-fa

Troll Master P up to his usual shenanigans. TBF I'd be perfectly fine with Obama saying, "Yeah, we're doing this because f*** Russia." Been investigating since 2009, haven't they? Puts this "America did it because they didn't get the WC" bollocks to bed.

Putin talking out his arse, saying the US should've stayed out of it given nowt happened on their soil. Obviously needs to read up on US law. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreign_Corrupt_Practices_Act Completely affects them if bribes were being made in US dollars, which presumably they were.

To be fair like, I don't think it's particularly Derek Wright. You rarely see him on the touchline these days. We got that Dave Billows in from Everton who was meant to be good at strength and conditioning. Let's blame him.

Platini handing them the trophy like he's an utterly depressed skiv in B&Q handing a young couple a tin of freshly mixed paint.

http://jobsearch.trinitymirror.com/jobs/job/Newcastle-United-FC-Writer/4829 Would imagine it's Neil Cameron's replacement. If only it were Lee Ryder...

Nah, cos I reckon it'll mean we're nailed on to get Carver if that happens.

Apparently Mrs Advocaat didn't fancy the upmarket haute cuisine of the Toby Carvery on Wessington Way.