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From now on he shall be known as Flapper.

Takes pure lethal set pieces though. So lethal in fact, it's worth piling everyone forward for them.

He's a twat full stop, man. Whenever there's a foul, no matter where on the pitch it happens he's the first one there waving his arms and on the verge of tears.

Clearly expected the game to be sewn up based on the opening five minutes, which was pure adrenaline.

It'll be funny as fuck if this cunt gets AIDS for Christmas.

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FUCK OFF PARDEW YOU FUCKING COWARDLY CUNT.

Getting bombarded with snapchats from a mackem mate who will be in the away end. An extra train was put on from sunderland station apparently.

FFS lads just don't f***ing drop your arses and lose again. We're f***ing sick of it. Proper killing me I'm not up for it, now though.

Final Score were spunking themselves senseless over that Downing goal.

Lovely assist from Konchesky, too.

Those bubbles are so fucking lame.

Saw a picture on twitter somewhere earlier. Their mascot has RIP John and Liam on the back of his top.

Would love a carbon copy of his goal against WBA to be the winner tomorrow, like.

You're joking aren't you? Obviously. Not saying they'll not practice, man. Just can't stand the bloke. One of Pardew's band of merry men who comes across as being there to provide 'banter' all the time while our first choice keeper continues to have the same flaws.

Thought that Russian had pumped quite a bit of money into them?

All you need to know about Andy fucking Woodman. Calls himself 'entertainment manager' then just to rub it in, kicks like a girl. Explains why Krul's kicking is appalling. Woodman can't kick for shit so why should they practice?

All my faith is in Ayoze.

Explains why Emerson, Juninho, Rochemback and Alves all went to Burra.

They all crow on that 'Catts' has calmed his game down and has improved significantly. It'll be a test of his mentality tomorrow. Thoroughly expecting him to go back to his old ways and kill Colback.

Just saw that Dan Walker post. Another good one, but are people aware he just starts up the hashtag, asks for suggestions and compiles them all?

Macca was apparently on a mackem mate of mine's bus to an away game once. Got pissed, threw up all over himself and spent the game sat on there naked, asleep.

It's real. Pulled it off the Sky News twitter account, tweeting all tomorrow's front pages.