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Chucky coming on.

Just need Vurnon to score with his arse and it's been an all-round good game.

Hahahahahaha get in Rolando!

Does Anita tuck his shirt in at the back on purpose to show off his arse?

Blob trying to get rid quickly and just punting it out for a throw in. Well done, Blob.

Cameraman managing to pick out some absolute horrors. Obviously wasn't out in Brazil this summer.

I still want penalties.

Mackem mate just texted me having a bit of a giggle at Colback seemingly taking all our set pieces. Said he never got a look in for them, although admittedly they had Larsson and Johnson.

fawning over Pardew.

West Ham fans behind the right-hand goal are all looking to the corner and not watching. Wonder what they're up to now...

Brilliant from Aarons to hold it up and get the cross in. Quality header, too.

Yes Riviere!

Another game where we're being passed off the park.

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Want this to go to penalties, just for a bit of excitement.

Barring a considerable time out injured, I can see Colback making the most appearances from any of our outfield players this season.

Giaccherini as well. http://zippy.gfycat.com/SorrowfulCourageousCranefly.gif

Check out O'Shea's moves http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/football/video-1109778/Sunderland-players-spotted-clubbing-Albufeira-Portugal.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490

They've flown him out to Gelsenkirchen. Reckon he might feature this afternoon? Seems a bit pointless otherwise.

Lowes was obviously p*ssed when he wrote that.

Fuck U of M. Sparty on. Go green go white.

West Ham win.

Keepers going to be taking them soon.

West Ham fans in utter denial about what went on over there. They were also singing something along the lines of "two geordie bastards in the air" as well according to Twitter.

Pardle just admitted partial responsibility. Well I never.