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Official site. Ryan Taylor 4 De Jong 10 Colback 14 Ferreyra 15 Aarons 16 Perez 17 Cabella 20 Janmaat 22 Rivière 29 Abeid 30 Bigirimana 38 Are the notable changes

Lost his number 10 - de Jong's got it. HBA now 26

On phone but it's officially unveiled. They've just tweeted it. Particularly like that the keeper top is essentially a target to aim at Blob Jelliot's flabby gut.

Seen the Vines. Taylor gets absolutely done for Stead's goal and I like Ayoze's quick thinking for Cabella's goal.

He's a decent signing if he can regain his form and fitness, but that's it - it's a big if.

Launching a new kit - make sure you take your one photograph from a nice, safe distance. http://www.gateshead-fc.com/content/Image/metro.jpg

Lost count at the amount of names Huddersfield's stadium must've had since it opened.

Just read Ryder's article on him. Errors aal aawa the shop.

When you do things like that about a man like Stuart Pearce. I've kept really quiet...

As long as they get back in the CL and he provides some jokes along the way, there'll be a proper love-in with him, man. It's already decided IMO unless Martinez or Pochettino can really upset the odds.

*In desperate need of a goal to secure a result that would see us win the coveted Seventh Place Trophy* "Remy, Remy! Time to come off pal. Right Blob, you're going on. Tim, get yourself up front with Manu!"

They can have Steven Taylor.

Premiership Winners: Manchester City Runners Up: Arsenal 3rd-6th: Manchester United, Liverpool, Chelsea, Everton Relegation: Burnley, Leicester, West Bromwich Albion Overachievers: Crystal Palace (based on their squad on paper and where you'd expect them to finish) Underperformers: Newcastle United Top Goal Scorer: Romelu Lukaku Break Out Year: John Stones Season to Forget: Can't call it PFA Player of the Year: Sergio Aguero PFA Young Player of the Year: Romelu Lukaku Manager of the Year: Louis van Gaal First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Nigel Pearson Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 10th Top Goalscorer?: Siem de Jong How will we do in the cup competitions?: Out at the earliest opportunity in both How will we do in the derby games?: Lose both Domestic Championship Promotion: Derby County, Wigan, Fulham Championship Relegation: Rotherham United, Blackpool, Charlton Athletic League One Promotion: Sheffield United, Bradford City, Coventry City League One Relegation: Fleetwood Town, Rochdale, Chesterfield, Port Vale League Two Promotion: Stevenage, Burton Albion, Tranmere Rovers, Southend United. League Two Relegation: Cambridge United, Accrington Stanley FA Cup: Chelsea League Cup: Arsenal Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Bradford City Europe La Liga winner: Real Madrid Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich Champions League winner: Real Madrid Europa League winner: Some CL dropout World Player of the Year: Cristiano Ronaldo Other Who will start the most games at left back for us? Davide Santon Will Bojan be a success at Stoke? Yes, but not sensational How many times will we see 'arry hanging out of his window on transfer deadline day? 7, including both tranfer windows How many goals will Fernando Torres score this season? 12 in all competitions.

He'll find whatever way possible to have both Tiote and Colback in there. Guaranteed.

"At the picnic, he thought my son Ronaldo was my son Rolando. Can you believe that?"

Schalke 04 Vs Newcastle 1-3 All Goals & Highlights ( Schalke Cup ) 2014 HD Yee knaa where. Bit harsh asking him to trek all the way to Eldon Square on a Sunday evening like.

Just noticed Obertan going on his arse when Aarons scored.

Phil Jagielka, innit.

:anguish:

No clean sheet for Blob. Poor Blob.

Should've finished that.

Wearing 34? Aye it is.

Brilliant Cabella! Opportunistic.

Obertan scares me.

Not sure how we're going to cope without Gouffran. He's been running the game. (SAFETYWINK AND s***)