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We showed enough ability that should see us beat teams in the bottom half, but we'll still come unstuck against any of the teams you'd expect to see in and around the top eight - particularly because we're still a joke defensively.

Still a fucking joke that this clown turns to Gabriel fucking Obertan as his first option.

Arsenlol.

Sebastian Larsson was having a right go at Swarbrick after that. Such an annoying cunt.

Ryan Taylor scores for Portsmouth.

OOH AHH, CHANDLER, I SAID OOH AAH CHANDLER! Heed 1-0 up.

Big ask for Stranraer. David Mitchell sent off after just 18 minutes. EDIT: And Morton go 1-0 up through a penalty. Oh dear, lads.

Four minutes into their opening game and the mackems are singing "things can only get better"

Hahahaha. Still look as shit as last season.

Pulis is also a new favourite of 5 Live. It's not a manager's salary but he won't be out of work. Expect him to be a regular on Goals on Sunday until he gets a new gig, too.

Skirge unhappy on twitter because if AP left, he thinks MA would approach Pulis. Also says 'numpties' would be begging for AP back after a season of Pulis. Hey, Pulis wouldn't have us conceding at least three goals for umpteen games on the spot and I'm fairly certain his tactical nous extends beyond substituting his left back on a regular basis.

Go to Palace and sign Steven Taylor please, Alan.

Can only dream that they'd take Pardew.

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from GallowgateShots on Twitter;

More than 600 miles round trip midweek. Canny.

Sit back and appreciate the exposure, man.

Burton away pls

Burton beat Wigan. Them away in the Capital One Cup please.

Shane Long to Southampton for £12m. :lol: :lol:

48 points? Good enough for eleventh place last season. Reach for the fucking sky.

Perfectly good point on twitter, though. Why should Andy Woodman's missus get in to games for nowt when Tim Krul can't kick a ball properly?

He'll charge for absolutely anything like. "You want to breathe in SJP? It's £1 a minute to use our air."

This lad's a crease. Too scared to tell his mother what he gets up to.