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lifting the tree, man. Then stamping on it.

canny that like, aye.

"In Ireland there's no restrictions like banning orders" Of course there isn't.

https://www.facebook.com/carl.moran.9?fref=ts

Tried to fight right in front of the polis. Was never going to happen, yet they reckon York bottled it. Sad twats.

Programme on BBC Three just starting about little teenage knackas who think they're football hooligans. Nee idea if we feature in it, but it's focussing on the twats we've all seen at our away games.

Failour Almost as good as this that I saw retweeted today; Chris Carr @ChrisCarr_01 · 6h Just been talking to @ConnorWickham10 and all this bullsh**t about him wanting to move is just a roomer!! He's happy at #SAFC Hate it when roomers spread, me.

Is he going to follow in Frank Maloney's footsteps?

Currently on a tour of the North East. It's off for fish and chips in Seahouses next. Better be in Neptune. Fuck Pinnacles.

Not surprised he's banned from the open training day tbf. If he turned up he'd have the fans singing his name and would take the opportunity to milk it in front of Pardew.

This can't possibly end badly.

Where have these daft twitter rumours come from that we're going to swap him for Connor Wickham?

Not a chance professional footballers would be allowed to do this these days.

Obviously it's not the written press, but will this stretch to MOTD, too?

That'd be a banging away kit.

Man City just looked like they couldn't be arsed.

:lol: What an absolute twat.

This our third kit?

Who's the man, With all the answers to Pythagoras' theo-ram? Jack! You're damn right.

Nar, man. It'd be mint if Rob the DJ adds lines like 'and club captain' or 'one and only' like he did for Shearer with 'number 14... he was proper canny at school... Jack Colback!'

Just read all this. Stifler is a f***ing flute. He's cack. He's ginger and he acted like a c*** taking the p*ss. He's burned his bridges on both sides as far as I'm concerned. Add to that he's clearly going to be a starter in Pardew's XI at every opportunity makes it even worse. He's an unambitious signing representative of this regime. He's a James Perch without any of the innocent charm. Hope the c*** gets a double fracture to the fibia and does his ACL in the process. Nee time for him whatsoever. The whole 'he only played for sunderland' argument can get to f*** anarl.

What a fucking hat.