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isn't even on BT Sport.

Adam LOL-lana. He's out for six weeks.

Sheff Wed away on Boxing Day was absolutely immense.

Sausage rolls were only a pund at Scunthorpe. That was canny good anarl.

Didn't deserve anything from that game. Leicester away was crap. Fairly certain I ended up on one of the quiz machines before full-time, I was that bored. I do remember Paddy van Aanholt's shot, though.

Still looks crap. We play in black and white stripes, not black and white stripes and a child's bib.

Hate us putting blue in to match fucking Wonga, but would rather we did instead of fucking gold. It's fucking horrible, but still expect to see plenty wearing it, including those who are too old to wear football tops to the match.

Pointless question: Am I right in thinking Jeremy Mathieu missed a penalty for Sochaux against us?

Contract expired at the end of the 03-04 season. Robson was sacked on August 30, four games into 04-05. I'm just utterly confused. So Bridges sat there, as a free agent with a contract on the table weeks into the new season but didn't sign it? EDIT: It has to be utter bollocks. Either Bridges or Ryder hasn't thought it through properly.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/michael-bridges-bobby-robson-offered-7471946?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter Robson was sacked four or five games into the following season, was he not? I'm a bit confused and this is slightly picky, but wouldn't "he called me a few weeks later" not be more like 12 or 13 weeks? Not really 'a few'...

Just watched the highlights. Not sure what there is to take out of an easy win against a pub team. Would've been better off staying at home and playing more League One sides tbf.

It still looks utterly shit. Just do black and white stripes for ffs.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-tour-lee-ryders-7466454

Hopefully this paves the way for the prodigal son, Tom Cleverley, to lead us to triumphant glory in 2018.

Lee Ryder's guide to Kiwi lingo. 2. chocka Translation: Full. Usage: "The stadium would be chocka if the All Blacks were playing" 4. looker Translation: Attractive person. Usage: "That girl in row five is a bit of a looker" 6. sweet as Translation: Generic phrase of concurrence. Usage: "You want me to cheer for Newcastle on Tuesday? Sweet as." 9. dreaded lurgy Translation: Illness. Usage: "Yeah, nah, the boss has got the dreaded lurgy and won’t be in today." 16. soccer Translation: Football. Usage: "Yeah, nah, I wish more New Zealanders called it football and not soccer." Thank fuck for that. Could've gone over there myself one day and had no idea what they were going on about.

Lee Ryder has concluded his first report from NZ with a last line of; "For more information on New Zealand, go to www.newzealand.com ." :lol: http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-tour--side-7460890

Borini has flown out to the US with the Liverpool squad. A few murmurings that he wasn't going to as he was signing for them. Definitely seems like it's off for now.

He walked out his pre-Man City press conference last summer, when everyone thought Cabaye was going to Arsenal after about five minutes because that's all he was being asked about. No doubt if similar happened with regards to HBA, he'd do the same. He's like MA, why answer when you can just run away?

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Barton kept his squad number. Was even getting games up until leaving. http://www.magpieszone.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/21082011_Ryan-Taylor.jpg

Lord Sugar ‏@Lord_Sugar 1m Mauricio Pochettino that's a bit of name to remember. Can't shorten to like Harry . Maybe Morry P. Any ideas ? He's such a fucking clamp.

Bang on.

Lerl.

Comment from an Everton fan on there, too. Looks like they've managed to get it to spread beyond just RTG.