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f***ing stupid f***ing clown. What the f*** does he say at HT? Is he even there? Does he sneak out for a tab? Total f***ing idiot if he thought we'd "ride our luck" today. It was obvious Lukaku was going to give us the biggest problem, yet he had so much more of the ball in the second half than he did in the first. He has f*** all idea how to change the f***ing game. Shola once told him he had a brake light out, so therefore he's a good guy and MUST come on despite being a heap of s*** and a one-trick target man - only when the 70 minute mark is reached though - owt beforehand is sacrilege. Dread to think what'll happen to HBA too, as he only touched the ball 3 times or something and didn't "do the magic" or whatever the f*** he's meant to do. For the love of everything on this earth, if we're mathematically safe, sack the f***ing grey-haired c***.

his mantra really is "take pace off everything" whether it be crosses, wingers, the game itself...

Alan "One of the fans aad me keys or summink so I couldn't get in the room where I keep me notepad" Pardew.

"We just didn't have that spark today, that bit of magic. Obviously losing Sylvain was a massive blow as he gives us that extra edge. We've not been lucky with injuries at all. I have to feel sorry for Papiss Cisse as well, as he was feeding on scraps. I thought we were unlucky with their first and second, and the third was probably offside. We just didn't have the rub of the green out there today."

I'm going with, "it was hard to lift the players after last week, and we just couldn't do that, especially after we lost Cheik, Tim and Sylvain" today.

Sick to the back teeth of Pardew apologists on here. He's done absolutely nothing that makes me think he'll turn it around. He has f*** all idea. Our corners and set pieces are s***. Yet we still persist with the same technique He's openly stated that the foundation of our pre-match prep is to nullify the opposition. However we're filled with players that want to attack. Play to your strengths? This is also blindingly obvious when we go forward. One player has the ball while all others stand their with their thumb up their arse looking utterly clueless about where to run and what support to offer He has this awful love for players that can "graft" for 90 minutes. Jonas might be able to run for 90 minutes, Perch might be able to "get a tackle in" but your left winger and your centre mid should be looking to supply the forward line. So f***ing negative. His handling of injuries is atrocious. Ultimately the buck stops with him as to whether or not a player plays. Too many times we've rushed players back from injury this season. Yet he tries to wrangle this into an excuse the biggest one of all: He spoke about being hopeful of Marveaux of Ben Arfa "coming up with a bit of magic". For f***s sake man, what? Telling someone in Row A that they were thinking of the 9 of spades?! "Magic" ffs. In other words "I hope we keep it to a tight 0-0 and one of the two attacking players I'm allowing on the pitch pulls something out of their arse"

just seen they've got Exhibition on today's going to be a good day regardless of result.

WBA -2 is 9/1

if it wasn't for the fact the pub had real ale on at £2 a pint I wouldn't bother watching this.

at first we had, "We had to get a tackle in there". Now we've got "We've got to do headers". Why does he insist on speaking like a 4 year-old?

those comments about sunderland are just embarrassing. It's areet for fans on a message board to point those things out, but not the fucking manager. He's having a Brucey breakdown IMO.

Sick of this. Same players every time can't string more than about 4 games together.

can't think of one thing Smith did that was in any way positive or useful while wearing our shirt.

Is today the day the team work on how they might try to win the game? By which, Pardew stands there f***ing clueless, scratching his arse before deciding "Sylvain or HatAm might come up with that bit of magic"?

why is it that Shay never seemed to get near any that flew into the top corner? Always wondered if it was because he was canny small for a keeper...

That isn't a beautiful shirt though. It's shit.

I genuinely believe there will be at least one sunderland fan out there with some form of shit commemorative tattoo.

just want to say "shhhh man, calm down. Talk normally".

Thought he was just some actor. Didn't realise he was actually Italian.

the shouting, faux-Italian Ladbrokes man is equally as irritating.

absolutely gutted for the lad. Gonna take a helluva lot to come back from this mentally, never mind physically.

FWIW for Brits, Abu Dhabi Sports (which most pubs have) still have all 380 next season too.

Johnny Mata's this season.

Oh god aye. Scored one against Arsenal and people think he must be Paul Scholes. More often than not they're fucking dreadful attempts.

I hate people saying "change it round man". Really want to turn around and ask, "have you fucking seen our bench?"