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On the pop. Explains why he always carries the complexion of a mid-pubescent 14-year-old.

The Catholic side of Belfast will no doubt take a dim view of the headhunters' deviances...

Poor Chelsea fans must be so confused trying to comprehend that "a fackin kraa'aat" has delivered them a second Champions League title when "fackin ENGLISH FWANK" wouldn't have. Where does that fit in to their world war/world cup narrative?!

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A sizeable chunk of the London side of my family support Chelsea - and nearly all of them are insufferable tory cunts. For that reason alone I hope Man City paste them.

Don't think it's The Dell as a stadium, more their time there when Hummel previously made their kits, see 89-93: http://www.historicalkits.co.uk/Southampton/Southampton.htm

Paul Scholes is such a fucking dullard.

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Still creased to fuck at this absolute shower of shite. A smattering of derby defeats aside, we couldn't have asked for better local rivals.

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FFS

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Lincoln have the best away record in the division but you'd never know it. Complete bottle job. Mackems are all over them. Can't see how the second half will be any different.

Bet the chafing was excruciating. Unless, of course, he had a dairy-based lubricant to hand...

"Janet, fuh the last time, a dawant wohnt sum self-pity butter. Awkay, maybe just a little bit of self-pity butter..."

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eh, what? EDIT: You looking at the IMDB entry? The one that references the actor Simon Bird - aka Will from the Inbetweeners? Not the Newcastle-born Mirror football reporter Simon Bird?

Interesting to see Shelvey throwing his arms up here when ASM didn't roll it to him to balloon one into the Gallowgate.

Hopefully losing his shit when he sees Harry Kane isn't taking corners.