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I stick by my vote 18th-20th. Garbage.

haha, this is like watching a comedy show. For some to claim the people dressed in Newcastle tops can play football, nevermind to claim they are actual professional footballers, makes this even funnier to watch

Everytime I start to read the thread title, I read "Mike Ashley joins Wolves on one-month loan"

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Scoring more goals than your opponent wins you matches. We rarely even score. So go figure. 10 games have been played.

Well it really doesn't matter. If he came here he'd ruin his career. Under this regime, man....

The only positive to get from this match is that the fat fuck on the stand can witness this shit going down. Karma.

I went Pelle, will regret. So did I. But... unless Augero heals miraculously, I just can't see him get up and going right away after a whole month out.

Doesn't necessarily WANT Newcastle to get relegated. If they go down it won't feel as much of a loss really. My interest in the club has declined rapidly in recent years to the point where I don't have my passion for the club anymore. Basically, I can watch any game in the EPL on TV and enjoy it. NUFC matches are just grim to watch. But they are a bit fun because the team stinks so bad. I love watching Aguero play, and I'm sure Klopp at Liverpool will be exciting. I certainly hope so. I really like Klopp. Still voted no mind.

Scheisse! Looks like Aguero will be sidelined for a month after getting injured.

To put it simple: If the club continues to pursue players soely on the basis of contract length and re-sale value - there is really no hope at all.

Locals, when will the fans turn against him and the regime again? Or to re-phrase: how long will you hold out?

I wouldn't change clubs but weekends are so much more enjoyable when I only check the score rather than invest my time in the club. I've invested my weekends in NUFC for decades and it just isn't worth it any more. Most of us know we're not going to have anything to look forward to, despite what Ashley said at the end of last season, we still exist to exist and have absolutely no ambition. As far as I'm concerned the single most important person at the club is the manager and we've screwed that one up with every appointment under Ashley. I can't argue with that. I'm not a local and I'm not from the UK. What amazes me is how both Newcastle and Sunderland can be so bad over so many years. Does it have anything to do with the region, the North East? I don't know... but it is quite a coincidence if not...

If only this was an easy thing to do, then I would have changed clubs ages ago.

We're there because we're currently the worst team in the league. We were one of the worst teams in the league last season as well and only had our safety guaranteed on the final game. We've won 3 times in 2015. Maybe this squad of players just aren't as good as you think they are? Or again the management stuff are grossly under performing. Don't tell me you look at the likes of West Brom, Bournemouth, Norwich and so on and see better teams. Hell Leicester are f***ing 4th. I don't think they are anything special tbh, but they are a damn sight better than 3 points after 8 games and it's clear as f***ing day that once again their coaching staff like when Pardew was here are not doing the job to the required standard. Currently. Everybody is better than Newcastle, dude. Football results are not won by looking at the squads "on paper". Like you also suggest. However, I'd argue the three teams you mention above are more balanced than Newcastle, also they have fighting spirit. What incentive would the Newcastle players have to do well here?

Get Bob Bradley in

Well, it needs starting at the top. With Lee Charney.

So many strange deals has been done Carr is out of his depths....

Some sort of break in the time space continuum. Rivers of blood, plagues of locusts, the whole deal. I'm afraid so.

Or, what if Ashley actually cared to hire a quality Managing Director? Dropped that stupid board? Dropped that stupid transfer policy? Dropped Wonga? Cared for the club, the fans and the city? What would happen?

With everything being totally pointless, the one thing I will actually give McClaren is the fact he is laughing and smiling during all the interviews. I'd like to think it is because in his mind he is like "hahaha, can you f***ing believe this. They were on their knees to get me. Despite me being so s***. They put me on the board for f*** sake. And then, and then... haha... they let me spent a s*** load of money on players too. And now, haha, they can't afford to sack me. Clueless c***s".

Conceded 52 in 2015. The defence remains dreadful and prone to collapsing far too often imo. Been the same whether the manager has been Pardew, Carver or McClaren. None of them are good managers but that says it all about the mentality of the club. We're programmed to not compete. Despite what Ashley and his dickhead MD may say or think, you can't just turn that around overnight by spending a few quid for a change. This has been coming for years, and it's exactly what they deserve. Absolutely. I was just pointing out the fact that he's failed to organise a back four and we look no better for him taking over. Some managers walk into a club and can make them organised and disciplined within a few weeks, it happens loads. He walks into the club in June and we don't look any better and have the worst GD in the division. Yes the problems were there but he's failed to solve them. Not at Newcastle with the current regime. Nobody can. The policy from the guys on top (not to mention who these guys are) has absolutely nothing to do with building a football club. Nothing.

I would never have hired him in the first place. This is too big of a task for him, and he has not proved anything to suggest he is cut out for PL football. Also, he makes a total ass of himself by trying to hide behind sayings like "things can turn fast in football" "This team needs time to gel" blah blah blah. He said that shit a couple of game ago in a post-match interview. Got damn it, to even accept letting words like that enter your ear is a crime. Everything from top to bottom at this club stinks amature!

I think you are wrong. I'm fairly confident Newcastle cannot beat anyone in this league.

46 points... Aguero got me 44 of them