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What's up with all these mediocre Norwegians all of the sudden? EDIT: Well, it's only two. But then again, if Pardew wants a Norwegian, he might as well go for Mohammed Abdellaoue a.k.a MOA from Hannover.

I personally don't think he is worthy an 8 year contract, and I think a 3 or 5 year contract would have signalled the same long-term ambition by Ashley. This could prove to be a costly move, should it backfire on us - which I ultimately think it will based on our previous track-record of managers. Pardew was indeed nominated the Manager of the Year last season, so he definately did really well no question about that. However, as I see it much of the foundation was laid by Chris Hughton, and Pardew inherited an already motivated and cohesive squad. I'm also unsure weather Pardew should be credited for finding players such as Cabaye and Cissé... or if this is a down to Carr... I do wish him the very best, and hope he succeed with my club. "All of us managers are just trying to get our teams nailed down. After 10 games is when you can judge whether or not you have made a good start to the season, a bad start or just an indifferent start - and at the moment we are just getting going." - Alan Pardew (http://tyneandwear.sky.com/newcastleunited/article/38928) ... and I'll be back in 3 games....

I love it when some here jump to all sorts of conclusions like "he is not good enough". I think you need to read what I wrote atleast one more time. He is not anywhere near what we saw last season, and his performance so far this season is not good enough, he needs to sort himself out.

Get out. If you are pleased with his performance this season, then you need to get out.

Cisse is clearly not the player most thought he was...

Cisse needs to sort himself out.

As much as I hate Sunderland, I do enjoy every match that may cause Liverpool's misery to continue.

Nedes to drop his woeful 442 tactic... Otherwise we are f-u-c-k-e-d!!

Now that was a fuckin' depressing display... Fuckin hell,I really expected a lot better from us!!

Rather watch Soton - Man Utd, than waste my time with Newcastle.... Fuckin' hell nufc doesn't even care trying...

Move to Norway and you can see every match :-) Always cover EPL - every single match.. http://i48.tinypic.com/ddosa1.jpg

Dave: I don't watch Portugese football either. Merely judging him by what he did at Chelsea and now Spurs. Dyeyzzon: Agreed. Yes, rumours has it that S.B.R did tutor him at some point. I just feel that Spurs look daft going forward, slow and boring. Still only three games now, so he might prove me wrong. Can't see how Spurs' going to stick by him if this continues after say 10 games...

I'm actually starting to think AVB will be the first manager to get the sack...

Moussa Dembele to Totteham confirmed. source:

My thoughts on this summer's transfer window is that it has been pretty shit and disappointing. I feel stupid for even having the slightest of hope that Ashley would show some glimmer of muscles and ambition.

It makes no sense selling Tioté to Arsenal. If last season performance is something we are aim to repeat, why on earth are we going to sell one of our stars to a rival?

Love how we have completely given up.

Not too impressed tbh.

Fuck this, toothless performance...

Cabaye looks exhausted...

Wat? http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4500473/Andy-Carroll-transfer-Newcastle-loan-bid-slammed-by-Brendan-Rodgers.html

Nice goal there from FK

Rejected?

Torres is simply allergic to goal scoring...

Dawson....£9 mill... wtf!?! Hey Mark, wanna have a look at our boy Xisco?