Astroblack

Delph

Gameweek 5 Everton 1-2 Chelsea Arsenal 3-1 Stoke Palace 0-2 City Norwich 3-3 Bournemouth Watford 1-2 Swansea WBA 1-0 Southampton Man Utd 0-0 Liverpool Sunderland 1-1 Spurs Leicester 2-2 Villa West Ham 2-2 Newcastle

I can't stop laughing at this.

Just saw his best 11. I know it's his personal selection, but I was disappointed to not see many Newcastle players in there.

Worst player in our squad is without a doubt Williamson. Worst player in our starting 11 might be Colback and it pains me to say that as I've defended him more than most.

Speaking of Kalou; He's been quite successful since leaving Chelsea judging by his stats.

Further proof that the Kazakhstan league is on the come up. Just you wait!

Anyone notice Perez's glass is half full? Cause at Real they're never happy. Right, I win this one, chaps.

He's got a point in that article tbf but that goes straight out the window when you read that other one.

Oh that's what that was. Even funnier now.

Wright was one of the best finishers I've ever seen. You don't really see those types of chips and lobs that he'd pull off nowadays.

Still think De Gea will end up there today or tomorrow because of some tribunal junction type thing.

19/20 Got Spurs wrong. Knew Lamela was 30 but wasn't sure if it was 30 million Euros or 30 million Pounds.

Don't think we'll sell but this should be a huge indication to McClaren that he should be starting every single game.

LVG is such a tool.

Every time I've seen Willson play, he's looked good. But I can't see him getting many chances

Swansea laughing all the way to the bank with that Bony money. They're looking even better. Ayew and Gomis, man. We've been linked with Gomis since 2008 ffs. :'(

Still think Jack could slot into Swansea. He'll come good. No need to reply. This doesn't warrant any more discussion.

Hope he does and breaks his fucking neck.

Did Palace score again?

Mourinio is gonna buy like 8 new players come monday, isn't he?

Great, great player. That run was superb, too.

Could have lost 4 or 5 nil once Mitro got sent off but credit to the players for keeping it tight.

The way he holds the ball up is excellent. There aren't many players in our team who have that ability to receive the ball with three players on him and then stop dead and isolate himself. Just PereZ. Ben Arfa used to do it before.