mattypnufc

Let us know how the Russian strippers smell.

It's funny how little of a flying fuck I give about Spurs normally, even more so when it's in a thread about Pardew.

I'm just fat and shit, so it doesn't matter where I'm playing.

What a fucking tramp.

Don't forget the North Sea being a reason why too.

He's gonna fuck the place up come Saturday until the end of the season!

Can't fucking wait to see this lad tearing it up again.

Pretty much this. Very easy to do. Done it before and ended up out of action for a few weeks football wise. Other times done it and been back up kicking a ball within minutes.

Didn't Pardew play this game pre-Spurs at the start of the season?

Pardew doing his usual bs?

Can't wait to see the pictures of him training again.

Samuel Ameobi‏@Sammy_Ameobi The 'real' boss is finally back #hatem

I know its ages away, but any word back from the club on if we've managed to swap teams etc?

Hopefully you can get NO v NO, but if not, I'm happy just to be playing. Need to work on my anti-fatness now ready for this.

26th is best for me as I'm away the weekend after. Happy with any time.

My uncle fancies this too, can we put him down as provisional?

PayPal?

I've PM'd MW for you. Hopefully he'll get it.

RM, Shaktar, Inverness.

I got fined for my old private reg not being spaced correctly even though it was dealer issued. Fuckers.

Cos he's mental?

Probably hasn't paid import duty or some shite. Wouldn't worry too much.

He got red carded at S'land?