B-more Mag

It is. I think we've done some really good work here.

The flaw in that is that I want us to have the cash.

Pretty sure his employers probably follow his blue check account. This is the problem though. This asshole fucked himself and now he gets to act like a martyr.

The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia can get fucked too, as long as it leaves us its cash.

I have no sympathy for him losing his job, but I very much dislike it giving him a basis to act like a victim and a martyr.

There are forensic types out there who they could retain to give expert opinion testimony. Not sure exactly how it works over there, but if it's anything like the U.S., they'd have to present some level of evidence that the underpinnings of the expert's testimony have some sort of reliability or scientific legitimacy.

At least we're not getting leaks from the club about the location of the line and how difficult it is to get over it.

Any word on where the transfer chopper is? Do we still have a transfer chopper?

That's @Skirge

Alopecia!

HELLO, UNIVERSE? I'M READY FOR ALL THE GOOD THINGS FROM THE TAKEOVER NOW!

The timing of the takeover was so fucking unfortunate. Devastating to have that happen, and not be able to turn it around.

Fucking christ

Defenders looked like they were running in molasses.

That was fucking beautiful from ASM.

A fap decade and a half! Raw deal, that.

Sung to the tune of J. Geils Band’s Freeze Frame.

The Athletic selling out to The New York Times.

Kay. Done.

brb, shooting Atletico a DocuSign sub.

FRENKIE SAY RELAX

Someone point him to a decent barber and I think we'll be sorted.

Because only one thing counts in this life! Get them to sign on the line which is dotted! A-B-C. A-always, B-be, C-closing. Always be closing! Always be closing!! A-I-D-A. Attention, interest, decision, action. Attention -- do I have your attention? Interest -- are you interested? I know you are because it's fuck or walk. You close or you hit the bricks! Decision -- have you made your decision for Christ?!! And action. A-I-D-A; get out there!!