B-more Mag

I, for one, am perfectly content with the news that three of Newcastle United's development coaches have received the prestigious UEFA Pro Licence.

What I wouldn't give to see him land a haymaker on Charnley.

It's because of movements like this one that Ashley has finally had to shift from the cheapskate policy of hiring has-beens and drunks rather than qualified professionals with a good reputation. The dancing nincompoop Pardew was forced out by none other and ultimately that is why we now have a world class manager in charge. Exactly Some mistake pressure groups as a failure if their ultimate goal isn't met. But the fact is pressure groups can force change, and that's as important. But there's a long way to go before anyone trusts MA. A long way. So AshleyOut.com's purpose is far from over. And while it's not about the group, and the group's survival, they need to be there, as a reminder that we aren't going away quietly. One recent good thing doesn't erase nine years of fuckwitery and the prospect of untold fuckwitery yet to come.

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You mean providing a valuable service that often saves business people's asses?

Those Pardew frames are fantastic.

I'm not sure Rafa's integrity is a good thing as far as likelihood of him signing goes tbh. I didn't say I was on solid ground.

I'm basically relying on "in Rafa we trust". God knows Ashley et al. can't be.

I love the fact that he so obviously practiced that dance in the mirror in the lead up to the game.

No reason not to come right out and say it at this point. I also can't help but enjoy the implicit slight to McClaren.

Give the old cup of sugar routine a go.

Charnley's the one getting fisted, right?

And who doesn't just love robot dance goal celebrations? Right?

Ashley would probably be good for two skin suits. Or maybe a skin suit and a skin sports coat at least.

Pretty much the same as every transfer window.

Hopefully the club is monitoring the situation.

Would it be Benitus or Benisus?

For 1 game out of 10 when we were already relegated One of Benisus's lesser miracles.

Wijnaldum did mysteriously appear out of thin air under his watch. [/miracle]

Are you alright? No. I'm finding this whole affair to be exceptionally disheartening. One chance people had to stand up for something and everyone is silent. Again. People are just desperate to believe anything, including filler tweets that clearly have no substance other than "we don't know anything more than we knew yesterday". I suppose the corollary is that people will (or at least should) flip the f*** out extra hard if it ends up falling through. It is a bit of a kick in the nads that he's slithering through Scot free so far, though. (Apologies to Scots.) Don't ask me how I know cos I can't remember but the word scot in scot free is a derivation of an Scandinavian word meaning 'tax'. So to get off scot free means tax free. I'll be on my way................... Interesting. The fact that it's not "Scotch free" probably should have clued me in that it's not a pejorative English reference to the Scottish. That'll teach me not to apologize when recklessly using idioms of which I dont know the derivation and assume may be offensive.

Are you alright? No. I'm finding this whole affair to be exceptionally disheartening. One chance people had to stand up for something and everyone is silent. Again. People are just desperate to believe anything, including filler tweets that clearly have no substance other than "we don't know anything more than we knew yesterday". I suppose the corollary is that people will (or at least should) flip the fuck out extra hard if it ends up falling through. It is a bit of a kick in the nads that he's slithering through Scot free so far, though. (Apologies to Scots.)