Rocker

Think it's fair imo. Fed up with people calling the fans( that support Keegan) 'mongs' like. You and elbee a cut above like?

Nope.

Looked class in the box when Cacapa scored and Ash and Mort slapped hands and Keegan got kissed

:frantic:

:smug:

GET IN!

TO SEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE BLAYDON RACES!

oh god! Its made it across the atlantic! Run for your lives people!! Thought the same.

You're trying your best to hide it, but I know you're overjoyed really. I really wish I were. Honestly; I really wish I could be overjoyed at this appointment. Maybe it's because I'm now in my 30s that I think it smacks of getting back together with a girl you liked when you were in your teens. It's just not the same, not at all. Imagine if we were to appoint someone with his qualifications and record, but who didn't have that sentimental connection. Doesn't quite bear thinking about. Incidentally, before some monosyllabic twunt chimes in, this doesn't mean I don't support Newcastle Utd. It just means I have more than two black and white brain cells to rub together. Are you calling everyone who likes this appointment, stupid? Bit harsh mate, opinions, opinions...

You wouldn't? That's heinous!

Season ticket holder. Would'nt miss this bastard for the world

Don't really enjoy parties; it's the whole 'let's have fun' contrivance of it. Feels too forced. Bit like this really. You sound like Karl Pilkington. ' I don't like fun'

Where was he? Gol, that is.

Huge numbers of people outside SJP, cars beeping their horns all over the place, me jumping around the house singing "Keegan wonderland", my phone going every 2 minutes, me frantically trying to get tickets. Madness. No other man could generate this kind of buzz and for those who have never experienced this buzz, let me tell you when KK was here first time as manager, it was as special as the football we played. I actually feel sorry for those who won't be in the city during all this. Tonight we would have been lucky to get 25.000 through the door, tonight you will do well to get a ticket. That's what adding KK's name to NUFC does, it's the differance between a half empty stadium or a full one. It's the difference between KK and every other manager we've had. He's special and I am f****** delighted he's back. Aye aye it's daft and probably wrong, but I don't give a f*** what other fans think, what the media think or a stuff about logic and reason. I am sitting at my desk with the hairs on the back of my neck tingling. . Welcome back King Kev. Well said, good sir.

Keegan tattoo's back on show

Emre to be given a new lease of life. N'zogbia too.

I've just sucked one off.

Just do this It's easier.

Finished slurping Luque's bell end? Well it was either that or wanking 5 times in half an hour over a 56 year old.

In no way is thread supposed to be a literal look at premiership managers, and was created by me, for an excuse to call Alex Ferguson a mong.

It's a joke man

Finished slurping Luque's bell end?

Nee more six nills for you, you red faced Scottish mong