Rocker

You wouldn't? That's heinous!

Season ticket holder. Would'nt miss this bastard for the world

Don't really enjoy parties; it's the whole 'let's have fun' contrivance of it. Feels too forced. Bit like this really. You sound like Karl Pilkington. ' I don't like fun'

Where was he? Gol, that is.

Huge numbers of people outside SJP, cars beeping their horns all over the place, me jumping around the house singing "Keegan wonderland", my phone going every 2 minutes, me frantically trying to get tickets. Madness. No other man could generate this kind of buzz and for those who have never experienced this buzz, let me tell you when KK was here first time as manager, it was as special as the football we played. I actually feel sorry for those who won't be in the city during all this. Tonight we would have been lucky to get 25.000 through the door, tonight you will do well to get a ticket. That's what adding KK's name to NUFC does, it's the differance between a half empty stadium or a full one. It's the difference between KK and every other manager we've had. He's special and I am f****** delighted he's back. Aye aye it's daft and probably wrong, but I don't give a f*** what other fans think, what the media think or a stuff about logic and reason. I am sitting at my desk with the hairs on the back of my neck tingling. . Welcome back King Kev. Well said, good sir.

Keegan tattoo's back on show

Emre to be given a new lease of life. N'zogbia too.

I've just sucked one off.

Just do this It's easier.

Finished slurping Luque's bell end? Well it was either that or wanking 5 times in half an hour over a 56 year old.

In no way is thread supposed to be a literal look at premiership managers, and was created by me, for an excuse to call Alex Ferguson a mong.

It's a joke man

Finished slurping Luque's bell end?

Nee more six nills for you, you red faced Scottish mong

I've just ejaculated all over myself.

Yup :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy:

Why say millions when you can give him....billions? Muhahahahah

Didn't fail with City, for fucks sake.

I concur.

WWAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! KKKEEEEEGGGGAAANN!!!!!! WWAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! KKKEEEEEGGGGAAANN!!!!!! WWAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! KKKEEEEEGGGGAAANN!!!!!!

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! Fucking hell man

Meh, pissoff man. It's KEEGAN MAN!

I've got a massive cock on.

Someone get me a teqiula!