Rocker

It's landing in Geneva imminently. Pardon my pig ignorance, what is the significance of Geneva is all this?

On it's way to Geneva.

I'd usually plump for drinking heavily and pulling my knob off, but thanks to Coronavirus I've had this covered for 9 weeks.

#LAD

All this beer nonsense. You get all these beer people don't you? Beer this, beer that. Sometimes you just want to say, sod all this beer, just give me a post of, takeover talk. Can I shock you?

I've seen that photo of the bins a thousand times before, but I've just creased until I cried. Absolutely bonkers.

TOON TOON

HAPPN.

Fat, pug-faced cunt.

"7 Reasons Steve Bruce Would Not Have Caught Coronavirus"

I, for one, welcome our murderous overlords.

Mate.

Why is that so funny Longstaff has been shite and shouldn't be starting anyway. We are not in a position to loan out first team players. He shouldn't be in the first team based on his performances this season. I would put Matty, Shelvey and Hayden ahead of him and like I say we have Bentaleb now though it isn't clear how he will be when match fit. Because injuries never happen to us.

Why is that so funny Longstaff has been shite and shouldn't be starting anyway. We are not in a position to loan out first team players.

Get behind the team. Howay the lads!

First game of the season on Sunday and there's no match thread. Remember the halcyon days of match threads a week in advance? Another few years of Ashley and they'll be nowt left of the forum. Love you all.

Nah. League one though

No chance he's making the 25. Good riddance Jack, you ginger spastic.

Wuhgannawintheleeg.

I was twenty five and full of spunk when this cunt last played for us. Now I've got specks of grey and sometimes want to kill myself.

Saw him about 45 mins ago

No way

Absolutely not.

You're such a knob.